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Termyn8or -> RE: WARNING for Men (2/14/2007 12:38:08 AM)
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I must be pretty desirable because I have developed a resistance to these undesirable properties of beer. One cousin in law of mine resorted to booze, and I really can't tell you what the outcome was. I don't think I did anything and I have not been served with papers. Damn lucky I wasn't driving that night because she bought me 13 shots of whiskey, on top of the more watered down form "beer". Whikey is to beer what cocaine is to chewing on a coca leaf down in Cuba or whatever. It is like 100 times more powerful.
So if you are susceptible to the effects of beer, especially avoid whisky. Whiskey is so powerful that if you drank six 12 oz. glasses of it, like you might beer, you would have sex with an office desk, or even a bigscreen TV. Anything goes, dogs, deer, beings that emerge from a flying saucer. They all look good when you get whiskeyed up.
Imagine waking up with Xcvbvcxz, a twelve eyed green female being from the planet Gork. Needless to say they hang out in very dark bars.
Speculation has it that they might be the reason they have minimum lighting requiresments in some places that serve whiskey. I think it possible.
Perhaps I should try to write a TV series, oh shit, I am not a TV series writer. Oh well.
T
WARNING, err, no PS, this post may be used in it's entirety by anyone posting the beer warning. Free license is given for the purpose of public education.
Something like that.
T
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