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typical Dom profile - 3/12/2005 4:21:44 PM   
MrKite


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Hello,
I'm a Dom. I know it true because I said so. Its beyond me why any bitch would question that.
I've been in the lifestyle for three days now and thats enough for me to know all there is to know.
I'm heartless, careless and disrespectfull

I want the perfect slave. She must be young. She most look like a the air brushed models in a Playboy centerfold and look like that for the rest of her life. Gaining pounds or inches will not be tolerated.

She should not be very inteligent cause I don't want no stupid conversations about stupid girl stuff. She should stand there with a stupid doe eyed look on her face and wait for me to tell her to do everything. She must not have any releitves or life cuz I don't want to deal with those hassles.

Her typical day would be to wake up before me and shower, shave, dress in sexy clothes, put on lots of makeup and make sure her perm is in good order.
start my breakfast of biscuit and gravey, bacon, eggs, hashbrowns, pancakes and mountian dew. Then wash and iron my Sanitation workers uniform, polish my boots with her tongue and hair. She would also cook a couple of burgers for my lunch with freshly sliced tomato, lettuce, onion and pickles. My lunch box has to be packed just right so that the potato chips and twinkies dont get all smashed up.

Then when its time she must wake me up with a blow job and she better be good, cuz I can't be late for work. She'll then prepare the shower to just the right temprature and come into the shower to warsh me while I wave my giant dick in her face. She then dries, dresses me and combs my hair.

While I eat breakfast, which better be hot, she will cut up my bacon and eggs and feed me while she sucks me off again.

While I'm work she has to vacuum all the floors, warsh all the windows, do all the luandry, make the bed, pick up beer cans and other general cleaning, go shopping for food and more sexy clothes, prepare a meal with fresh ingrediants, (meat potatoes, vegitables, salad, and desert) all while wearing only 6 inch high heels.

When I come home she has to be on her knees with a cold 40 oz. Bud ready for me. After my beer she will serve dinner and suck me off again while I;m eating. After diner she will undress me and then warsh the dishes while I watch a game on the tube. Then she wil warsh my truck with her naked boobs cuz I what kinda Dom drives around in a dirty truck, right?

Then she can come suck me some more unless my friends come over then she has to fix sandwhiches and snacks and get the beer.

When the game is over, I watch Jay and she has to luagh at all the jokes with me or I'll hit her and call her a stupid bitch , which she is anyway. Then she has to help me to bed and kneel there till I fall asleep and make sure I don't snore or drool. After I'm alseep she will pay my bills, and balance the fucking check bok cuz I don't know how that shit works, and write a letter to my perole officer telling him that I still have a job and don't carry a gun any more or threaten my ex-wife and the brats.

On the weekends I like to troll for better looking babe, and have hot chats, when the game isn't on. If there ain't anyone online worth my time then maybe I'll just punch her face and have sex with her cuz that turns me on.

So if your tired of dealing with all the all holes here and your ready for the perfect life as my slave, just come on over and and we'll do it. None of this BS about getting to know each other, just Me Master, you slave.

Oh I almost forgot, you gotta have a job so you can buy the sexy clothes and more beer, I can't afford squat with all the alimony and repairations I gotta pay.
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RE: typical Dom profile - 3/12/2005 10:22:17 PM   
proudsub


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LOL

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RE: typical Dom profile - 3/13/2005 11:12:43 AM   
LadyAngelika


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MrKite
Then she can come suck me some more unless my friends come over then she has to fix sandwhiches and snacks and get the beer.


You mean you don't make her suck off your friends? And you call yourself a Dom! Pffft!

- LA


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RE: typical Dom profile - 3/13/2005 3:57:54 PM   
MrKite


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Thats what makes the joke so much funnier :)

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RE: typical Dom profile - 3/13/2005 8:20:51 PM   
KittenInterruptd


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Hang on... Didn't we date?

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RE: typical Dom profile - 3/14/2005 12:54:23 PM   
smile2cu


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I may have to try Doming. I just need 3 days experience!
I've tried everything else (and loved it!)

Well, OK, I'm not heartless, careless and disrespectful, but I suppose you're supposed to learn something in those 3 days. But it's hard to keep your mind on learning while being sucked off! So I might just have to keep on being nice.

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RE: typical Dom profile - 3/23/2005 9:20:55 AM   
sokinky4You


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that's hysterical ....thanks

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