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Wrong Email Address - 2/14/2007 1:28:38 PM

darchChylde

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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

< Message edited by darchChylde -- 2/14/2007 2:04:51 PM >

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RE: Wrong Email Address - 2/14/2007 1:58:16 PM

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I knew I should of finished my coffee at da table! ty darchChylde

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RE: Wrong Email Address - 2/14/2007 10:06:41 PM

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If we've told ya once... this makes twice! Never drink anything while reading here.

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RE: Wrong Email Address - 2/15/2007 6:42:29 AM

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Ahh my first good laugh of the day. That was great.

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RE: Wrong Email Address - 2/16/2007 1:54:51 PM

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Greetings All,

Oh wow this girl really enjoyed reading that. Hahahaha alot of the jokes here thi girl has either read before or didnt find them funny, but this is great.

Thank you

slave kara (A)

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RE: Wrong Email Address - 2/16/2007 4:21:38 PM

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While surfing CM I've been watching a tv show about elder care, and admit that my tears flowly freely--

this was exactly what I needed at eactly the right moment..(and am glad my coke is on the desk and not in my mouth..lol)

Thanks..

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RE: Wrong Email Address - 2/21/2007 2:01:42 PM

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That was cute, thanks for sharing.

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