servicewithsmile -> RE: Genital warts (2/27/2007 3:38:50 PM)
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My 2 cents, for what is worth.... I have HPV and no, I don't know how long I've had it. I've had sex with my fair share of men and no, I never saw anything even resembling a wart. Of course they all thought and said they were STD free. I had an abnormal pap smear once, and the resulting colposcopy was not fun. Basically shooting your uterus full of dry ice just ain't my idea of a good time. Other times, when an external wart popped up, I had the local health department paint it with acid. I thought waxing my mons was painful, sorry, acid has it beat. Even more fun, I had an inexperienced doctor once that painted the ENTIRE area with the acid. Still not fun. Did I mention I am not a masochist? Yeeow! So....then I have all sorts of fun folks asking, "Can't you just perform fellatio anyway?" Uh, no. HPV transmission is by skin contact. Picture yourself having sex with an infected person while you're wearing a condom. Did your skin touch their skin? Of course it did. Will you get it? Probably. Will it spread to your entire genital region. Probably. Will someone else perform fellatio on your diseased member and get the disease transmitted to their oral cavity/mucous membranes? You bet your sweet ass they will. So, yes, I'm still just fine at performing fellatio, but do you really want me to? Probably not. Can I play with folks who have been vaccinated? Sure. How many people have been vaccinated? Not many. 3 shots & $160 and 6 months. Still cheaper than cervical cancer. Thank you for listening to my mini Q&A. Your mileage may vary. Best of luck to you suckers out there who think condoms will cover you....... .....bring on the latex bike shorts with the penis sheath! Hooray! Rubber fetishes save the day! (grin)
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