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Your Know your Living in 2005 when................ - 3/18/2005 1:24:08 PM   
kitara


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WHEN....
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work, you still answer the phone in
a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you turn around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.


16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
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RE: Your Know your Living in 2005 when................ - 3/18/2005 6:47:56 PM   
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OMG lol I need that! You forgot: #21 You have to stop yourself from saying "lol" "brb" "ttyl" etc. in everyday conversation
Thanks for the laughs!
~FP

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RE: Your Know your Living in 2005 when................ - 8/22/2008 3:20:25 PM   
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8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This one is so true for me, worked at three banks and never moved desks.

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RE: Your Know your Living in 2005 when................ - 8/22/2008 3:32:29 PM   
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*chuckles and hides the fact that she turns on her computers on the way to the bathroom in the morning and that they have 5 computers in a house with only 2 people in it

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RE: Your Know your Living in 2005 when................ - 8/22/2008 4:26:36 PM   
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So true....

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RE: Your Know your Living in 2005 when................ - 8/23/2008 12:33:20 AM   
JulieorSarah


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WHEN....
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

close, was leaving work late the other night and punched in the taxi phone number into the security system rather than my code ... so tired ...

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RE: Your Know your Living in 2005 when................ - 8/23/2008 8:58:48 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: jesiul

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This one is so true for me, worked at three banks and never moved desks.


A lady at my bank has a plaque for 25 years of service... but the bank has chasnged owners 3 times in 10 years...

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