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Breast size poll


A
  12% (18)
B
  15% (23)
C
  26% (39)
D
  27% (40)
E
  10% (16)
G
  2% (4)
H
  2% (3)
I
  1% (2)
J
  0% (1)
K
  0% (1)


Total Votes : 147
(last vote on : 10/30/2008 8:47:43 AM)
(Poll will run till: -- )


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MadameDahlia -> RE: Breast size poll (2/24/2007 9:30:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

oh FT Sir, may i get off the floor now - my knees are hurting


Damn it!!! You still haven't crawled to Oklahoma? How do you intend to be here when Dahlia arrives?


Who else is coming to this shindig? And are they bringing extra chinchilla? Our Holy Order is allowing for goat and porcupine as well.

But I've sent out official notice that it's been brought to my attention that cantaloupe has made it onto the "unclean" list - and is no longer an accepted sidedish. I'm still on the fence about Honeydew, Guava and Gooseberries. We'll see how many people are struck dead by runaway mobile homes after this weekend's Fruit Eating Contest.




MadameDahlia -> RE: Breast size poll (2/24/2007 9:32:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: MadameDahlia

I do not doubt that. [;)]


Slurp!


Oooh baby baby...

Someone set up a camera! I need someone working on sound in the left corner...
Where was I? Oh yes...

Oooooh baby. Mmmm yeah...




MrRodgers -> RE: Breast size poll (2/24/2007 9:40:04 PM)

You mean they measure them ?




losttreasure -> RE: Breast size poll (2/24/2007 9:42:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

How does a Double D differ from a D or E?  Is it measured
in half inches or something else?
 


A good question, and the answer provides a clue as to why women have a hard time getting a correctly fitting bra...

To determine bra size, two measurements are needed to determine the band and the cup. 

The band size is derived by either measuring around the chest directly under the breasts then adding 5 inches, or by measuring around the chest just under the arms and high over the breasts. 

The cup size is determined by taking a measurement around the chest over the fullest part of the breast, then subtracting the band size.  The resulting number indicates what cup size you wear, but here's where problems arise.

After checking several websites (all reputable lingere companies), I've found that there is quite a bit of discrepancy in just what the cup sizes are.  For example, a few of the companies state that a difference between the band measurement and cup measurement of 1 inch indicates a size A, where others feel an A size would be where there were no difference between measurements and a difference of 1 inch would be a size B. 

The variations get even more boggling with some showing DD and E to be the same cup size, some leaving E out all together, and some saying E is one inch larger than DD.

For the most part, the following seems to be a fair chart that falls between the extremes... mostly because it incorporates the use of 1/2 inch increments:

0 to 1/2 inch                    AA

1/2 to 1 inch                    A

1 to 2 1/2 inches              B

2 1/2 to 3 1/2 inches        C

3 1/2 to 4 1/2 inches        D

4 1/2 to 6 inches              DD (E)

6 to 7 inches                    DDD (F)

7 to 8 inches                    G





FukinTroll -> RE: Breast size poll (2/24/2007 9:43:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MadameDahlia

Oooh baby baby...

Someone set up a camera! I need someone working on sound in the left corner...
Where was I? Oh yes...

Oooooh baby. Mmmm yeah...


Hey! How did you know I had a production studio?

You may need to make a sign up sheet for castle cumalot!




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Breast size poll (2/24/2007 9:44:15 PM)

(takes off my blouse and relaxes some)[sm=bust.gif]




FukinTroll -> RE: Breast size poll (2/24/2007 9:45:57 PM)

*wakka wakkka mow mow.... wakka wakka mow mow*

Queue crapy dialogue!




MadameDahlia -> RE: Breast size poll (2/24/2007 9:46:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: MadameDahlia

Oooh baby baby...

Someone set up a camera! I need someone working on sound in the left corner...
Where was I? Oh yes...

Oooooh baby. Mmmm yeah...


Hey! How did you know I had a production studio?

You may need to make a sign up sheet for castle cumalot!


We could make buckets! Damn it... Billions... I meant billions!




FukinTroll -> RE: Breast size poll (2/24/2007 9:47:49 PM)

You have no idea how close you are to mailing me on the other side do you?




MadameDahlia -> RE: Breast size poll (2/24/2007 9:52:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

You have no idea how close you are to mailing me on the other side do you?


The other side wouldn't happen to be the dark side would it? To the moon, Alice. [;)]

~~~

King of Swamp Castle: Listen, Alice...
Prince Herbert: Herbert.
King of Swamp Castle: Herbert...




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Breast size poll (2/24/2007 9:55:02 PM)

it's hard crawling through slush and snow, FT Sir

please don't spank me!

ah second thought - spank me hard!![:D]




FukinTroll -> RE: Breast size poll (2/24/2007 10:03:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MadameDahlia

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

You have no idea how close you are to mailing me on the other side do you?


The other side wouldn't happen to be the dark side would it? To the moon, Alice. [;)]

~~~

King of Swamp Castle: Listen, Alice...
Prince Herbert: Herbert.
King of Swamp Castle: Herbert...


It’s all true Dahlia...
 
God is an astronaut.
Oz is over the rainbow.
The other side is the dark side.
And Median is where the Monsters live.




FukinTroll -> RE: Breast size poll (2/24/2007 10:04:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

it's hard crawling through slush and snow, FT Sir

please don't spank me!

ah second thought - spank me hard!![:D]




You would so regret those words.




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Breast size poll (2/24/2007 10:06:32 PM)

i'm bent over and ready for my punishment, FT Sir




MadameDahlia -> RE: Breast size poll (2/24/2007 10:09:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: MadameDahlia

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

You have no idea how close you are to mailing me on the other side do you?


The other side wouldn't happen to be the dark side would it? To the moon, Alice. [;)]

~~~

King of Swamp Castle: Listen, Alice...
Prince Herbert: Herbert.
King of Swamp Castle: Herbert...


It’s all true Dahlia...
 
God is an astronaut.
Oz is over the rainbow.
The other side is the dark side.
And Median is where the Monsters live.


And on that note...

Troll! *Inhales Vader Style* I am your... *Inhales Again* Mother's cousin's sister's second-to-last ex-girlfriend's Dominatrix.

By my calculations, that means we're not related... So it's Kosher, dark side and all. [;)]

Did someone say something about a production studio?




FukinTroll -> RE: Breast size poll (2/24/2007 10:11:49 PM)

Always so brave... online!

Muahahhahhaa




Vendaval -> RE: Breast size poll (2/25/2007 1:42:20 PM)

Thank you for explaining that to me, sambamanslilgirl.
Going into the lingere section of a major department store
and trying to find the right type, size, fit and style of bra
is at the least, challenging to me.
 
And you ladies have really enlightened me as to how many
women wear the DD and DDD bras.  We learn something new
every day.  [:D]




MadameDahlia -> RE: Breast size poll (2/25/2007 1:45:51 PM)

They're seriously evil sometimes! ... if flesh can be evil.
I'm willing to donate them to charity. Or sign them over to someone who'd like to adopt them.




Vendaval -> RE: Breast size poll (2/25/2007 1:49:06 PM)

I must differ with you there Madame Dahlia.  I love nice round,
soft breasts of all shapes and sizes.  Something so delectable
cannot possibly be evil, or can it? 




MadameDahlia -> RE: Breast size poll (2/25/2007 1:51:12 PM)

*Grins* Well... perhaps if I were to find someone with talented fingers and certification in massage therapy they might not be wholly Satanic.




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