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BlkTallFullfig -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/26/2007 1:59:30 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Sinergy
One of my co-workers got a t-shirt that said "Tell your breasts to stop looking at me."
Sinergy
[sm=biggrin.gif] Perfect for the people who hate getting breast admiration...  I figure as long as they spend equal amounts of time between face/breast, I don't have to worry about breasts being more interesting than I am.  [8D]  M



TheLadyEliza -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/26/2007 2:21:23 AM)

Hee! I make T-shirts, and when i saw this scrolling past i immediatly thought of the last one i made for a friend, that said:

JUST SMILE AND SAY: YES MISTRESS

but on my up and coming list to make for other people is:

I WOULD WANT YOUR WHINGY-WHINEY CRYBABY ASSED OPINION WHY, AGAIN???

and

THE TIT-FAIRY DOESN"T JUST BRING A GIRL A GREAT RACK

And lastly:

DON"T EXPECT TO MUCH. I CHANGE MY MIND A LOT...

[:D] Currently wearing on that says: All Rights Reservered. All Wrongs Revenged...



poplolly -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/26/2007 10:08:32 AM)

My son has one that reads: 
 
Be Different
Say YES!



Nosathro -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/26/2007 11:25:36 AM)

Speaking of Cafe Press I recently order on that says "Don't make me go Medieval on your ass."
 
I wish you well
 
Nosathro



FukinTroll -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/26/2007 11:43:52 AM)

Another little finger pointing shirt...

Front: I'm with stoopid.
Back: Stoopid had this shirt made.



LDRandAstarte -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/26/2007 1:15:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Thats not what I expected LDR.


What exactly, pray tell, did you expect?



Vendaval -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/26/2007 3:19:22 PM)

Yet another reason I dislike wearing name tags at events!
 
How about one that says, "Look up at my face, fool!"



FukinTroll -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/26/2007 4:39:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LDRandAstarte

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Thats not what I expected LDR.


What exactly, pray tell, did you expect?


You relly don't want Mod mail do you?



Mikal -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/26/2007 5:01:54 PM)

I'd like to see:

I'm the quiet neighbour with the BIG freezer     (I've been reading too much abnormal psyc texts [8|])
I snatch kisses and vice versa
Don't worry... it only seems kinky the first time



SirRober -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/26/2007 7:26:40 PM)

kinky people use a feather a pervert uses the WHOLE chicken...



Vendaval -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/26/2007 7:43:51 PM)

"If I promise to tie you securely will you promise not to run away?"



Gauge -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/26/2007 10:07:52 PM)

"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"

The following is one that I owned in high school:

Your story has truly touched my heart. Never before have I met anyone with as many problems as you do. You have my deepest sympathy. Now fuck off and quit bothering me.



tangldupinblue -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/26/2007 10:15:42 PM)

i have my own shop in my base ment and these are just a few of my favorites:

because i love my children more then jail

i'm sick and need to be twisted....and
i'm sick and deserve to be twisted

i like to watch         (which goes over well at my kids school)

i have absolutely no excuse for what i'm about to do

you know the rules...still wanna play?

blue



DiurnalVampire -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/26/2007 10:17:00 PM)

"You are going to regret reading this shirt when the sketch artist asks you to describe my face"

And in gradualy shrinking lettering: (mind you I got this for my younger brother, all 6'4 375 of him)
"By the time you have realized that this shirt says absolutely nothing of value, youve had to get close enough that I can probably reach out and crush your head. Curiousity... got to love it."

DV



FukinTroll -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/26/2007 10:19:18 PM)

Cereal Killer



tangldupinblue -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/26/2007 10:21:03 PM)

and i forgot...

lack of planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency on my part!



DisirUrdsFylgja -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/27/2007 4:16:41 AM)

Somebody pissed in your gene pool..



petdave -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/27/2007 5:06:11 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheLadyEliza

Hee! I make T-shirts, and when i saw this scrolling past i immediatly thought of the last one i made for a friend, that said:

JUST SMILE AND SAY: YES MISTRESS


i would buy one of those! [:)]

i saw one at a leather store years ago that said: "If you can rope me, you can ride me"... i still regret not buying that one.

i still want one that says:
   Pro Abortion
   Pro Death Penalty
   Anti Gun Control
   Pro systematic euthenasia of people
   who have been on "Jerry Springer"
   I'M ANTI-LIFE, AND I VOTE

Even though i'd never wear them, i like the idea of:

"Why are you staring at my shirt?
The fun parts are down there
|
|
|
\/

And, the simple, the elegant:

show
me
your
CUNT!
(with a [:)] at the bottom)

...dave
(idea man)



LDRandAstarte -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/27/2007 12:17:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: LDRandAstarte

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Thats not what I expected LDR.


What exactly, pray tell, did you expect?


You relly don't want Mod mail do you?


Keep that thought in mind, things are afoot.



FukinTroll -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/27/2007 1:06:00 PM)

I think we should all get t-shirts that say

[Awaiting Aproval]

It would be a dead give away the you are kinky. Beats the hanky thang.



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