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goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 5:12:17 PM)

one i have...

it will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber




Vendaval -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 5:20:09 PM)

I belong to the NRA - Naked Red Ass club!   [sm=whap.gif]




WyrdRich -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 5:56:57 PM)

        Jesus is coming.  Look busy.




MsPoetress -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 6:14:05 PM)

For such a small town, there sure are a lot of assholes

~poe




ta2dqt -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 6:14:59 PM)

Excuse my driving, I was adjusting my jewelry.

;)


DITTO!  ;)




goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 6:18:10 PM)

it's time to pull over and change the air in your head




Vendaval -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 7:45:05 PM)

"Sawed off shotgun on board!"




petdave -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 8:03:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LDRandAstarte
Another one I am having printed and sent to me from one of those online printers, is one I heard from George Carlin;
"We are the proud parents of a high school student whose self-esteem is sufficiently high, that we do not need to tout his minor scholastic achievements on a bumper sticker."


Damn, i hope you drive something really wide!






corsetgirl -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 8:03:47 PM)

I used to work at a state prison and one day as I was walking in the parking lot, I noticed a bumper sticker stating:
 
"My child is inmate of the month"




Gauge -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 9:45:43 PM)

- I fart to make you smell better

- You are proof that some village is missing an idiot




RWAble -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/27/2007 11:56:31 AM)

I saw two good one's today
I am out of estrogen and I have a gun.
I thought I did it yesterday, maybe not. Oh well I will do it tommorrow.




LDRandAstarte -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/27/2007 12:14:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: petdave

quote:

ORIGINAL: LDRandAstarte
Another one I am having printed and sent to me from one of those online printers, is one I heard from George Carlin;
"We are the proud parents of a high school student whose self-esteem is sufficiently high, that we do not need to tout his minor scholastic achievements on a bumper sticker."


Damn, i hope you drive something really wide!





It actually fits nicely on a regular sized bumper sticker in only four lines.




Vendaval -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/28/2007 3:09:53 AM)

"The last time we mixed religion and politics people got
  burned at the stake!"




slaveluci -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (3/7/2007 2:42:22 PM)

 
Some ones i actually have or have had on my car:
 
"Be Nice to America or We'll Bring Democracy to Your Country"
 
"When Fascism Comes to America, it Will Be Wrapped in the Flag and
  Carrying a Cross"
 
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT:  Only Those Without the Capital Get the Punishment
 
and there are 100's more great ones out there.  i get them from either Northern Sun Merchandising or www.carryabigsticker.com - very cool sites
 
slave luci




Vendaval -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (3/7/2007 2:50:41 PM)

"If you can read this, you are tailgating!  Back off fool!"




azzmaster -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (3/7/2007 2:54:07 PM)

i love crass bumper stickers... especially putting them on someone else's car who is a stuffed shirt. My personal favorite is Cash, Grass or Ass, no one rides for free"




angeldevil -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (3/7/2007 3:04:01 PM)

I love to give home made gifts...which one of my kids do you want?

Save a cow.....eat a vegetarian




azzmaster -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (3/7/2007 5:14:37 PM)

these r some great bumper stickers... i love the my child is inmate of the month in a prison parking lot... the thing alot like a bumper sticker i find annoying, really annoying is " baby on board" as if u will c that and say oh, there's a baby, well i better not rear end that car like i do most other cars. Been seein that around since i was a kid...




Vendaval -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (3/17/2007 12:59:00 AM)

"If you are going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!"




chaosforge -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (4/17/2007 10:32:54 AM)

My girlfriend told me to be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends.




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