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What would be a good name for a BDSM-oriented fast food chain ?


Domina's Pizza
  23% (11)
MacDom/me's
  6% (3)
Bugger King
  2% (1)
subWuss
  2% (1)
Bob's subboy
  6% (3)
iHop4U
  4% (2)
Top Enchilada
  8% (4)
bottom Grazing
  2% (1)
Pop-eyed chicken
  0% (0)
Bootlickinchickin
  12% (6)
slurpy Joes
  0% (0)
wimpies (UK franchise?)
  0% (0)
Whipped creme
  8% (4)
Crisply Cremed Gonads
  0% (0)
Chipped Paddle Mexican Grill
  2% (1)
All You can beat
  14% (7)
Just Desserts
  6% (3)


Total Votes : 47


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What would be a good name for a BDSM-oriented fast food... - 3/26/2005 12:07:40 AM   
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OK, sissy has sometimes wondered wouldn't it be a cool thing if there was a nationally franchised BDSM-oriented convenience food chain where kinksters could go in full fetish garb and just hang out. It would be a burger or taco bar and local watering hole for Mistresses and Their attendant sissy maids and leather-clad Dom/mes with Their subs and slaves, appropriately chained and leashed, obediently in tow. Well, you get the idea ...

No minors nor pets would be permitted in these restaurants. No minors for obvious reasons. No pets because IsHO domesticated pets should NOT be permitted to see humans wearing a collar and chain and crawling on all fours in public as this might be confusing to them or, even worse, sew the seeds of a doggie or kitty rebellion back home. Besides, sissy has it on good authority that most dogs hang out at the local Arthur Murray dance center, anyway, so they don't need another venue in which to socialize like the transgendered and kink community does!

But the real dilemma for sissy would be what to call this fast food chain. He has come up with about a dozen initial suggestions which you are invited to vote on in this poll. If you have a suggested name for this hypothetical food chain not already on the list post it below and it can be added as a new poll option. Thank you for voting.

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Oh BTW, you can select multiple options in this poll which means that you can cast your vote for as many of the names that appeal to you.

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RE: What would be a good name for a BDSM-oriented fast ... - 4/2/2005 9:21:49 PM   
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I couldn't see ' Whipped Creme ' on the list

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RE: Poll update - 4/2/2005 9:32:27 PM   
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I selected MacDom/mes and and Bob's subboy, to cover all participants.
I'll have to think of a name I like better though, because I don't want subbies thinking they'll get it their way (beyond 1 drink pre tips) coming in with $10 in their pockets. M

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RE: Whipped creme - 4/3/2005 12:52:31 AM   
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I couldn't see ' Whipped Creme ' on the list

You do now, Paul ... sissy just added it <giggles>. And sissy also sees that You wisely held Your vote back so that You could vote for it! Way to go ...

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RE: Whipped creme - 4/3/2005 1:03:42 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sissymaidlola

You do now, Paul ... sissy just added it <giggles>. And sissy also sees that You wisely held Your vote back so that You could vote for it! Way to go ...



Crikey dick, there's a product by that name:-

http://www.simplyweddingstuff.com/whipcremsamk.html




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RE: Whipped creme - 4/3/2005 1:21:09 AM   
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quote:

Crikey dick, there's a product by that name:-

Sheesh, they didn't have stuff like that available when sissy got married. Our wedding night could have been oh so much messier than it was with a few cans of that knocking around the bridal suite ...

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RE: A name I like better - 4/5/2005 9:31:59 PM   
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quote:

I'll have to think of a name I like better though ...

Hi Mistress M,

Thanks for being the first to vote in this poll ... the blender is already in the post to You! Did You ever think of a name You liked better ?

Curtsies,

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RE: A name I like better - 4/6/2005 6:26:43 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sissymaidlola
Thanks for being the first to vote in this poll ... the blender is already in the post to You! Did You ever think of a name You liked better ?
Curtsies,
sissy maid lola

I thought of 2 tentative names:
1) Restaurant Les Garcons Mechants (sorry unable to type french accents)= Naughty Boys Restaurant (in English it sounds gauche, in french it sounds chic I think).
2) Cafe Les Dommes or Domina's Pastries and Treats
I'll keep mulling more names over... What do you think?? M

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RE: Oh mais oui, Madame - 4/6/2005 8:20:03 AM   
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quote:

Restaurant Les Garcons Mechants ... Cafe Les Dommes ... Domina's Pastries and Treats

Hee, hee, sissy thinks that You are someone that thinks things sound sexier in French, Madame. Why does sissy suspect that if You had a male maid he would be a French maid <giggles> ? You also seem to have a thing for Bob's Big Boy! LOL Speaking of which, are there any BBB restaurants near You, Madame ? They used to be one or two in sissy's neck of the woods but they all closed over ten years ago. Quel dommage! But the chain is still going sissy believes ... at least in its home state of California. But down in the southern states these restaurants weren't called Bob's Big Boy but Frisch's Big Boy ... did You know that, Madame ?

While BBB had that red and white chequer board décor (see how sissy is subtlely working these French words into his text, Madame ? ... You'll be soooo wet by the time You finish this post! <giggles>) the FBB restaurants had more of a yellow and red décor *winks* and an ambiance *smiles* more like Denny's. But both burger chains had in front of each restaurant that giant sized oh-so-fifties "big boy" figure in red and white dungarees, usually running towards you carrying a burger above his head. FBB have an active web site so they must still be in business, too. sissy Has included below a photo of le grand garçon figure, devant un magasin, voilà! *evil grin*

So what do You think of these names, Madame ?

- All You can beat
- Chipped Paddle Mexican Grill

Au revoir, Madame M.

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RE: What would be a good name for a BDSM-oriented fast ... - 4/6/2005 9:02:11 AM   
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I like the selection!

If I ever open a place, I'm calling it "Just Desserts".

On a related note, I can remember sending a lot of clueless HNG's off to #McDommes on IRC. Millions and millions served!

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RE: Oh mais oui, Madame - 4/6/2005 2:14:22 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sissymaidlola
Hee, hee, sissy thinks that You are someone that thinks things sound sexier in French, Madame. Why does sissy suspect that if You had a male maid he would be a French maid <giggles> ?

Sissy don't you think "French" sounds much sexier than english? It does to me. English lacks certain nuances I think... Yes you are right, if I were going to have a maid, he'd be in french maid uniform, but to be fair, I would like either comfortably sexy/frilly panties on my boy any day of the week.
quote:

You also seem to have a thing for Bob's Big Boy! LOL Speaking of which, are there any BBB restaurants near You, Madame ?

I wouldn't say I have a think for BBB...
I would not have guessed their home state was Cali, it sounds so Texas to me. I was just trying to have a good place available for boys in case they wanted a different treat from chez Les Dommes.
No, there are no BBB here; the only times I've seen them is when I've driven to DC (I believe in CT, NJ, or MD).
quote:

While BBB had that red and white chequer board décor (see how sissy is subtlely working these French words into his text, Madame ? ... You'll be soooo wet by the time You finish this post! <giggles>) the FBB restaurants had more of a yellow and red décor *winks* and an ambiance *smiles* more like Denny's. But both burger chains had in front of each restaurant that giant sized oh-so-fifties "big boy" figure in red and white dungarees, usually running towards you carrying a burger above his head.
So what do You think of these names, Madame ?
- All You can beat
- Chipped Paddle Mexican Grill
sissy maid lola

For the record, I'm not all moist, but I am laughing out loud.
I like "all you can beat" for a reasonably priced restaurant chain; I definitely like the "Chipped Paddle" though have to tell you I'm not crazy about mexican food... I've eaten latin-american food (here and in Cancun), but much prefer Portuguese, Italian, French (duh, lol), Greek, Thai, Chinese, Different African Faires, etc. M

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RE: What would be a good name for a BDSM-oriented fast ... - 4/7/2005 12:54:49 AM   
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I can't believe I missed crispy creamed gonads, I defintely would have voted it among the top 3...
Though crispy gonads can't be good hah? I just thought of a more pleasant way to encourage performance of felatio for the hesitant: try inserting penis through Krispycream doughnut, and say come and get it? Lot my mind, going to sleep now. M

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RE: come and get it - 4/7/2005 10:35:25 AM   
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I can't believe I missed crispy creamed gonads.

Non, Madame, You didn't miss this option, it was added AFTER You voted, sissy believes. BTW, Madame, it is "Crisply" - as in fast, short, sharp strokes to make for a quick male "milking" - rather than "Crispy" - as in "I put my male maid's rosebud in the microwave to warm it up but then forgot all about it!" But if You prefer "Crispy Gonads" Madame, sissy could change that entry if You so desire ?

Since this option was not available when You voted, Madame, let sissy see what he can do using his executive maid privileges do to cast a vote on Your behalf. Le séjour a accordé svp, Madame M.

Respectfrilly Yours,

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RE: come and get it - 4/7/2005 12:45:59 PM   
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LOL, Okay misunderstood... Crisply is much better than forgetting gonads in microwave... But of course if they're already detached, might as well see what happens to it in Microwave. M

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RE: come and get it - 4/7/2005 3:17:18 PM   
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But of course if they're already detached, might as well see what happens to it in Microwave.

Dear Madame M. Bobbitt,

Well, since microwaves cause sterility in males it may be a moot point whether they are attached or not!

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RE: come and get it - 4/7/2005 5:22:06 PM   
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Dear Madame M. Bobbitt,
Well, since microwaves cause sterility
Respectfrilly Yours,
sissy maid lola

Hey I look nothing like that woman, lol....
Plus I like my penis and balls attached and functional... I don't really care if he's sterile of not, I already have an offspring, so maybe I can still watch microwaving effects. M

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RE: the nuances of English v. the nuisances of French - 4/8/2005 3:41:01 PM   
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Well, Madame, sissy thinks he will respond to You on this sub-thread next because he doesn't like the direction the other one is heading in ....

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Sissy don't you think "French" sounds much sexier than english? It does to me. English lacks certain nuances I think

Puits oui, Madame, il semble plus sexy, mais non, Madame, quand il vient aux nuances, ce n'est pas. English is probably the richest and most flexible of all the languages in the world. Do not underrate the significance of the English language in the success of the Anglo-Saxon races WRT world hegemony. Once such things as military might and national wealth started to fade in Britain it was only natural that the balance of power would pass to another English speaking and writing nation rather than say the Russians, French or Germans.

English is fed by a number of languages that are themselves very rich ... Latin (now a dead language, but in its day as equally crucial to the success of Roman hegemony in building and maintaining the Holy Roman Empire), Greek, French itself (because Britain was successfully conquered by the Normans in 1066), Celtic (the language of the races indigenous to much of Britain before the Angles, Saxons and Jutes invaded), and many of the great cultures that Britain ruled for a while have fed many of their own words (for things that English didn't have a word for - e.g., mufti) back into the language (e.g., Indian, Pakistani, Chinese - because of Hong Kong and Singapore - South African, etc.).

The English language has given expression to the acknowledged oratory and literary genius of the three main Celtic cultures of the British Isles - e.g., Scotland's Rabbie Burns (the Bard), Wales' Dylan Thomas, and Ireland's James Joyce (and so many others). Chaucer, Dickens and Shakespeare are probably the three most important writers of their era and genres. The rich lingual influence of India gave rise to Rudyard Kipling. In North America, despite the fact that it was populated with immigrants from all over the Old World (Europe, Africa and Asia) some of which must have written in their native languages, almost all the great works of American and Canadian literature are written in English. That is because the English language is great at absorbing the underlying culture feeding it ... be it Kipling and the complex Indian culture, or Thomas and the Welsh, or Mark Twain and the American south.

French, OTOH, is a very controlled language. English absorbs words and expressions from all over ... they just ripple up by common usage and then the dictionary compilers capture what is current vernacular, but the French decide top-down by committee what words are to be officially admitted to the language. Consequently, French is no way near as rich and varied and universal. But controlling the word usage and meaning means that French is more precise, which is presumably why it is the language of international diplomacy. sissy Would love to know if the incidence rate of flame wars on a French message board is lower than on English message boards since most flames are caused by miscomprehension and misunderstanding ... sounds like a good doctoral thesis to lola! <giggles>

So French has LESS nuances than English, not more. In fact, in English, when we want an extra nuance we will use the French expression rather than the English. "Quel dommage!" has a nuance that "what a pity" doesn't quite capture, for instance. The French don't reciprocate by using "what a pity" instead of "quel dommage!" That is their loss and the English language's gain. One might argue that "quel dommage" is not part of the English language either but just a French phrase used by pretentious English speakers. But words such as "décor" and "ambiance" are part of the language, and that was probably just a bad choice of example because there are French phrases that are considered to be part of the language, too - sissy just can't think of any right now.

The English language is also the source of a great wealth of verbal humor ... puns, alliteration, satire, double-entendres, etc. ... HAHA! now sissy has thought of one! You see, Madame, when you don't try too hard to think of something it just comes to you! English has more diverse forms of verbal humor than almost any other language. The common joke is that that the Germans have no sense of humor, but the truth of the matter is that their language is simply too rigid and structured, and much of the English language word play simply cannot be translated into German, nor can anywhere near the same quantity of alternative German word play situations originate in that language. Hence the proper conclusion to be drawn is that there are less humor opportunities in the German language ... NOT that the Teutonic races don't have humorous genes! Similarly, French with its limited scope but greater precision of meaning, also gives less opportunity for word play ... hence there are less humor situations in the French language, too. This may also account for why the French actually enjoy mimes and Jerry Lewis!

quote:

No, there are no BBB here; the only times I've seen them is when I've driven to DC (I believe in CT, NJ, or MD).

But not recently, sissy would imagine. sissy Hasn't seen one in the metro DC area in years. Perhaps they still exist out in the sticks ?

quote:

I like "all you can beat" for a reasonably priced restaurant chain; I definitely like the "Chipped Paddle" though have to tell you I'm not crazy about mexican food

Your wish is sissy's command, Madame <deep curtsey> ... they have both been included.

Au revoir, Madame.

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RE: Dust Deserts - 4/11/2005 8:56:09 PM   
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If I ever open a place, I'm calling it "Just Desserts".

And the Middle-Eastern franchise for this fast food chain could be called Dust Deserts ... Would you like some fries with that camel burger, Mr. Ahab ?

sissy Might have made a quip here about Garbanzo Beans ... but unfortunately arabs don't have a very good sense of humus!

Respectfrilly Yours,

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RE: Just Desserts - 4/11/2005 9:19:15 PM   
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quote:

On a related note, I can remember sending a lot of clueless HNG's off to #McDommes on IRC.

Even now, as sissy writes this, Ms Silvie, those HNGs are still out there searching for the McDommes drive-thru window! Your suggested fast food chain name has duly been added to the poll list, Ma'am.

Respectfrilly Yours,

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