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Oh hell - 3/26/2005 12:19:14 AM

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I'm drunk, write me something intelligent.

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RE: Oh hell - 3/26/2005 4:00:40 AM

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Two police officers noticed a drunk guy staggering down the road and decided to stop and investigate. The police cruised up next to him and asked him what he was doing. He replied he was looking for his car. The police asked him where it was the last time he had seen it. The man replied that it was "right here on the end of my key", holding up his keys so to prove his point. The police officers noticed that the man's fly was wide open, so they told him "Sir, your fly is open". The drunk looked down and exclaimed, "Well God Damn! I lost my girlfriend too!"

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RE: Oh hell - 3/26/2005 5:03:30 AM

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In their spare time, Menasan love nothing better than to play with anagrams and palindromes, clerihews, oxymorons and univocalics.
(what the hell is a Clerihew?)

Happy Saturday y'all!!!

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RE: Oh hell - 3/26/2005 5:34:54 AM

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LMAO

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RE: Oh hell - 3/26/2005 5:48:31 AM

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*grinz* liked that one did Ya? LOL!

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RE: Oh hell - 3/26/2005 5:51:26 AM

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I am an oxymoron.

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RE: Oh hell - 3/26/2005 5:56:02 AM

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And i, in myself am an Anagram (that hurts just thinking about it)

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RE: Oh hell - 3/26/2005 3:46:39 PM

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me something intelligent

Ok I didn't write it but I typed it, do I get obedience points???

Happy hangover.

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RE: Oh hell - 3/26/2005 6:26:04 PM

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quote:

"Well God Damn! I lost my girlfriend too!"

LMAO!!

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RE: Oh hell - 3/29/2005 6:01:07 AM

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One night in late October,
When I was far from sober,
Returning with my load with manly pride,
My feet began to stutter,
So I lay down in the gutter,
And a pig came near and lay down by my side;
A lady passing by was heard to say,
"You can tell a man who boozes,
By the company he chooses,"
And the pig got up and slowly walked away.

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I always loved that poem. :)
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RE: Oh hell - 3/29/2005 2:58:15 PM

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