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what do u like most about azzmaster?


Thor
  7% (2)
his insightful posts about anal fisting
  7% (2)
his insightful posts about anal sex
  3% (1)
his ability to impress submissives
  3% (1)
his command of chatspeak
  21% (6)
the fact that he is from new york
  7% (2)
the fact that he is good natured and patient
  14% (4)
his kindness to children and the elderly
  10% (3)
his 2007 mustang 5.0
  25% (7)
Thors adventueres
  0% (0)
11.I am so obsessed with Thor I sometimes forget to eat lunch
  0% (0)


Total Votes : 28
(last vote on : 7/4/2008 7:48:11 PM)
(Poll will run till: -- )


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azzmaster -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/7/2007 2:36:50 PM)

one thing i think is fantastic is that u guys who ALLEGEDLY don't like me reply to all my posts over and over again and follow my career here on CM so closely...u have NO idea how funny me n my friends find that. notice that i got 1000 hits on this poll in less than 24 hours. face it hataz... i m a star n u make me that.LMAO. yeah  i log off and get busy with Thor and some nice azz... LOL[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]



quietkitten -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/7/2007 6:36:09 PM)

Don't tell me let me guess  you are one of azz's other personalities???



FukinTroll -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/7/2007 6:49:44 PM)

Bingo!



quietkitten -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/7/2007 6:51:25 PM)

I got bingo!! what did I win??????



FukinTroll -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/7/2007 7:00:08 PM)

A Slurp!



quietkitten -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/7/2007 7:02:27 PM)

*faints .....

Lmao!



Lorelei115 -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/7/2007 7:07:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: azzmaster

notice that i got 1000 hits on this poll in less than 24 hours.


Yes, and people stop to watch a car wreck too.

Your point?



azzmaster -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/7/2007 7:21:30 PM)

u seem pretty obsessed about my alleged personas troll. maybe u should post a thread on it. [:D]



azzmaster -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/7/2007 7:24:21 PM)

loralei, i will most carefully answer that and other questions as soon as u take the green bird off ur head. but i will say this. there are people here i don't have a good opinion of. i don't keep posting on their threads, it seems strange and negative to do so. 



FukinTroll -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/7/2007 7:25:08 PM)

Just when you use them to manipulate people. I am more interested in how prison made you anally obsessive. Are you trying to avenge all the sessions you were raped in?



Lorelei115 -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/7/2007 7:38:49 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: azzmaster

loralei, i will most carefully answer that and other questions as soon as u take the green bird off ur head. but i will say this. there are people here i don't have a good opinion of. i don't keep posting on their threads, it seems strange and negative to do so.



No love for the Tenchi-bird. I see how it is. [:(]



azzmaster -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/7/2007 7:43:39 PM)

as a dom u should know we don't rape anyone unless its part of a scene, we generally wait for the sub to beg us for attention, be it flogging or acts of a sexual nature.

i think for some reason ur having a hard time diffentiating betwenn manipulation and sarcasm or obvious satire. i won't speculate why

love the bird loralei...i just worrt while its on ur head of what could happen



FukinTroll -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/7/2007 8:00:47 PM)

azz, it has became sarcasm now that you have been exposed. As I recall you used touchthesky to unleash an assault on the posters just to support this profiles idiotic idea that you were being discriminated against. Thus far you have been revealed as a fraud and you have tried to turn your fraud into play. Everything you post is anal obsessed, the manner in which you behave has a distinct of law enforcement... however it is the convict side of it. If you want to make any progress here, delete your fraudulent profiles, and broaden your horizons... head out of your ass so to speak... and get over yourself. You can't compete with me you don't have a prayer. Just fond your niche and be happy.



KeirasSecret -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/7/2007 8:31:50 PM)

Not that I have read many, and certainly not all of azzmaster’s posts, I do believe I have read enough to say:

I enjoy his sense of humor….I’m impressed with his ability to “keep his kool”…..and I admire his reluctance to stay on the beaten path (I so dislike the mocking bird effect).

To be honest though, Thor scares me….he seems like a real animal.

Be well,



azzmaster -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/7/2007 10:22:01 PM)

i will tell Thor not to bother u keiras secret... he does what i tell him hes only an animal if invtied to let loose

troll... just post sum thread about how awful u think i m instead of complaining on all on mine... at least kid around or do something fun



RobertCloud -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/8/2007 12:24:11 AM)

Azz...
I have to admit I think you are a fraud as well, and as far a following your posts I admit I do. For like you and your friends, if the exist, my friends and I get a good laugh out of reading the joke of the day when we read your posts.

This is better comedy than any sitcom or any other comedy special or cartoon I can imagine. We joke about it, what a hoot. To think someone is talking to his cock the way you do and refers to it in the manner you do. I swear it is the brains behind the whole operation and you are ITS puppet. Thor has more control than you do... and it is quite obvious by your posts.

As far as how many fraudulent profiles you have. That I do not know, nor do I care, there are a lot of people out there that do the same thing, but as of this last post I will no longer be following your posts...

You have earned the honorary distinction of BLOCKED...



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/8/2007 12:28:41 AM)

         I took me forever to figure out who you were, then once I did, I wanted my time and effort back cause it wasn't worth my time...If you can come back here and post a link to where you can suck your own cock, then I might be interested..til then...pffffft..[8|]



azzmaster -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/8/2007 12:52:20 AM)

i think its fun for some people to act all high handed and pompous. that is not how i have fun however. i enjoy more direct ways. its just internet kids. never take anything on internet as more than entertainment.



Chloelicious -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/8/2007 3:28:23 AM)

he is kinda like TresWank, 'cept he neither has the charm

Never found treswank particularly sexy or charming [:o]




DisirUrdsFylgja -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/8/2007 4:13:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

11. none of the above

quote:

ORIGINAL: stef

That he is so preoccupied with ass he'll hopefully never have any offspring.

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Wheres the 'fuck all' option? [:D]



I choose my love
All of the above


quote:

ORIGINAL: azzmaster

 write to me on the downlow and send me some sexy pix
 

Down-low; slang;
In recent years, in the gay community the down-low often refers to married men, or men professing to be heterosexual having sex with other men, but who identify themselves as neitherhomosexual nor bisexual due to being in the closet. Many homosexual men use the term down-low to refer to their choice not to broadcast their sexual preference.
Among some sectors of male sub-culture (called "men on the DL" or "down-low"), same-sex sexual behavior is sometimes viewed as solely for physical pleasure. Men on the "down-low" may engage in regular, secret sex acts with other men while continuing sexual and romantic relationships with women

Methinks i doth grasp
Azzmaster's fascination with ass
It's not lack of class
But his need for a partnerto clasp
Dick on the down-low gives azzmaster his glow



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