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Termyn8or -> Cold bathroom jokes (3/7/2007 12:10:05 AM)
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This is all spawned from the fact that we now heat electrically at the shop. Where the people are not, the heat is not, but there is one drawback.
The bathrooms are cold. One guy joked about seat warmers.
Well I just couldn't leave it alone. A few days after going and taking one (well actually leaving it) I said "Better get those seatwarmers installed, I sat down and now I can't find my balls". I kill me, but it only got minor reactions. Now I am bringing out the heavy artiliery.
First, I have noticed that the seat is up sometimes, yet there is a urinal nearby. I will have to ask "What, you all hover over it now ?".
Then one of these days I will have to go and someone will be in there, when I yell in I am not going to say "What you fall in ?", I am going to say "What are you stuck to the seat ?". I might throw in an again.
I heard a Woman went in there recently and had to tighten her bras straps two inches after sitting on the thing.
Had a guy wash his hands and his feet got frozen to the floor.
That reminds me, gotta make a sign for the door that says "Don't even bring your friggin coffee in here".
Ill let you know how it goes.
T
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