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Vendaval -> "Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt" (3/8/2007 12:29:29 AM)

OK, something like this had to happen sooner or later.
Seems these guys were trying to make the Darwin
Awards.  [&:]
 
"Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt"

"Anderson pulled down his pants and let Peterson spray him with lighter fluid. When the fire didn't catch, Peterson sprayed more lighter fluid on Anderson, splashing some on his clothing. He tried again to light the fire, catching Anderson's genitals, hands and clothes."
 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070308/ap_on_fe_st/jackass_copycat;_ylt=ApK7pgMF7Uk5LmYEHMtLsMIuQE4F




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: "Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt" (3/8/2007 12:31:25 AM)

I LOVE Jackass...some of the shit they do..damn...I liked the one where that guy sat on the ice with no pants on  and his balls got stuck to it[sm=biggrin.gif]




Saraheli -> RE: "Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt" (3/8/2007 12:38:20 AM)

oh my god..
all I can say is hahahahahahahahaha




Vendaval -> RE: "Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt" (3/8/2007 12:41:49 AM)

Yeah, ya think that maybe "fire play" will be a hard limit for these guys from now on? 
Maybe just maybe?  [sm=trident.gif]
 
(Fucking idiots!)




Saraheli -> RE: "Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt" (3/8/2007 12:45:35 AM)

Scariest part, is no, I doubt they'll hesitate to play with fire again. 




ElectraGlide -> RE: "Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt" (3/8/2007 12:46:20 AM)

Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire.




pahunkboy -> RE: "Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt" (3/8/2007 6:16:22 AM)

i seen the movie- sorta a timewaster.




petdave -> RE: "Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt" (3/8/2007 6:49:54 AM)

Hm, only second-degree burns... he may not even get a Darwin Award for it [:o]




MasterFireMaam -> RE: "Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt" (3/8/2007 7:26:09 AM)

Darwin awards go to those who die in stupid ways. Honorable Mentions are those who almost died.

Truly a time waster, but often hillarious to read (if reading about ways people DIED doesn't bother you): http://www.darwinawards.com/

Master Fire




Vendaval -> RE: "Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt" (3/8/2007 7:40:27 AM)

Thank you for that link, Master Fire.  [:D]




Nosathro -> RE: "Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt" (3/8/2007 9:35:33 AM)

I have read some others who attempt to recreat a stunt seen in Jackass...just shows you some need to stay out of the gene pool...
 




RobertCloud -> RE: "Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt" (3/8/2007 9:46:36 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterFireMaam

Darwin awards go to those who die in stupid ways. Honorable Mentions are those who almost died.

Truly a time waster, but often hillarious to read (if reading about ways people DIED doesn't bother you): http://www.darwinawards.com/

Master Fire


Actually, I thought Honorable Mention went to those that almost died but were unable to produce more children.




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: "Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt" (3/8/2007 9:47:49 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

OK, something like this had to happen sooner or later.
Seems these guys were trying to make the Darwin
Awards.  [&:]
 
"Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt"

"Anderson pulled down his pants and let Peterson spray him with lighter fluid. When the fire didn't catch, Peterson sprayed more lighter fluid on Anderson, splashing some on his clothing. He tried again to light the fire, catching Anderson's genitals, hands and clothes."
 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070308/ap_on_fe_st/jackass_copycat;_ylt=ApK7pgMF7Uk5LmYEHMtLsMIuQE4F


i'm not surprised in the least




petdave -> RE: "Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt" (3/8/2007 5:38:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: RobertCloud

quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterFireMaam

Darwin awards go to those who die in stupid ways. Honorable Mentions are those who almost died.

Truly a time waster, but often hillarious to read (if reading about ways people DIED doesn't bother you): http://www.darwinawards.com/

Master Fire


Actually, I thought Honorable Mention went to those that almost died but were unable to produce more children.


Yup, that's actually what i was i was going for... i mean, if it seems like a good idea to pour lighter fluid on your genitalia and set it on fire, burning it into a non-functional state really is the best thing for the gene pool...

...dave




Vendaval -> RE: "Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt" (3/8/2007 5:44:34 PM)

Look at the bright side of this.  Most likely he will never have
to worry about shaving his balls again.




bayboundse -> RE: "Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt" (3/8/2007 5:45:57 PM)

Maybe he fried his nuts so bad he can not sire any children then he would have taken himself out of the gene pool.




ta2dqt -> RE: "Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt" (3/8/2007 7:17:09 PM)

I just HAVE to say i love your quote! Where did you get it? Is it yours?  :)




Saraheli -> RE: "Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt" (3/8/2007 8:04:50 PM)

The first part is from a poem a friend wrote, and the second part I stumbled across one day, I don't remember where.




ElectraGlide -> RE: "Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt" (3/9/2007 11:14:18 PM)

I heard they was a vendor there yelling get your hot roasted peanuts here.




Rumtiger -> RE: "Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt" (3/10/2007 1:58:31 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: RobertCloud

quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterFireMaam

Darwin awards go to those who die in stupid ways. Honorable Mentions are those who almost died.

Truly a time waster, but often hillarious to read (if reading about ways people DIED doesn't bother you): http://www.darwinawards.com/

Master Fire


Actually, I thought Honorable Mention went to those that almost died but were unable to produce more children.


Darwin Awards are for those who can no longer contribute to the gene pool, period. that means either by death or genital destruction.

Honorable mentions are for those who came close to either one...and are still funny.




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