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Fashion disasters!

Bra strap broke

10% (9)

Zipper on pants busted

12% (11)

Bent over and ripped the seam in my pants

12% (11)

Clothing got snagged and I was attached to the furniture

9% (8)

Spilled food and/or drinks all over myself

24% (21)

A kid or pet urinated or vomited on me

6% (6)

Heel or sole of the shoe fell apart

9% (8)

Wind and rain broke my umbrella and left me soaking wet

5% (5)

Walked to work with back of my dress stuck in the top of pantyhose

3% (3)

Wore something transparent without realizing it!

4% (4)

Total Votes : 86

(last vote on : 3/18/2009 5:19:02 PM)
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RE: Fashion disasters! - 3/20/2007 2:28:14 PM

SDFemDom4cuck

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For me, still LMAO!...it's nearly a toss up between the bridesmaid story and the hair in the guy's zipper one...but the repeated snafoos made the very public humilation of the bridesmaid dress break the tie. As a Domme you probably did NOT enjoy it, but for a sub that could count as one of the best humilation things to happen...but you couldn't plan on that to happen to save one's life! That,being a true story at this point, is almost too much!...ever think of sending the tape into AFV's? You might just win $10,000 or more!

It really was just too funny for words. The repeated worsening of the situation in trying to fix it was what made it all the more hilarious. Even the poor minister was laughing so hard he was crying and had his head on the lectern so the break needed to restart the aisle walk was more than necessary. I was more embarrassed for the bride than myself. Hey, If I can't laugh at myself or would take things that seriously there's a problem. I have a healthy ego so it was more funny than mortifyingly devastating. They're boobs for gawd's sake, but it definitely overshadowed the bride's walk down the aisle. People kept laughing quietly at odd times throughout the ceremony. I forgot to add in the part where during the lighting of the unity candle while it was very quiet; the flower girl stood up on the pew pointed at me and said BOOBIES!. Which just set everyone off again.

As for sending in the tape...it's a family show isn't it??? Damn I could use 10K to pay some tuition off. LOL No, actually the tape was immediately confiscated and destroyed on the spot. The video guy was laughing just as hard so the film itself was rather jumpy. Had a lovely little bonfire with it out in a trash bin right after the ceremony.

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How glittering they shone -
And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone -

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

(in reply to chrissyslave)