Master2u32
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An old couple are sitting at the breakfast table on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary. He looks at her and says " Honey 50 years ago we sat naked at this same table, had this same breakfast and then made mad passionate love for the rest of the day. Lets try it again". So his wife agrees as maybe this will get their sex life started again. They both stripped naked and sat back down. After a few minutes she says "Honey I think its working, my nipples are as hot for you now as they were 50 years ago". He said " They should be, one is in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
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