RPutnamJr -> RE: if u were an animal(including fish and birds) what would u b? (3/13/2007 7:29:40 PM)
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I'd either be a male lion...since they are like a Dom. They eat first, fuck all day, and sleep. Having all the female lions doing all the real work. Now if I couldn't be that then I would be a puppy. After all you get to lay around all day, play, lick yourself, hump whatever legs you can find, fuck whatever bitch you can get on top of, and women think you are cute and cuddly no matter how ugly you actually are. And if somebody ticks you off...you can always bite them or shit in their shoe or someplace strategically placed for them to step in. Then you can claim innocence or look pathetic thus avoiding trouble. Now if you are a slave...you get to wear a collar and leash and obey all the commands you had as a human slave. As a Dom...then you get to drag those who wish to rule you behind you down the street as you take them for a walk. And as anybody who has ever had a dog before they can attest that the dog seems to be human and rules the house, thus you are back in charge. And if you are really really lucky as a puppy...then you might even get to dominate your owner sexually...K9 sex (Disclaimer...as a human...yuck...but as a dog...whooo hooo). All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor >> Did you Know...? Got to love the pig though.
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