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FukinTroll -> RE: do married guys have much luck here? (3/15/2007 8:40:55 PM)

Nope. Everyone hates me... nobody luvs me... guess I'll go eat worms.



SternMaster3 -> RE: do married guys have much luck here? (3/15/2007 9:00:23 PM)

"I  haven't any luck at collarme."

Ha - whimp, wants a bit on the side and too afraid to face the vanilla wife back home.

I guess we could ask - does he deserve some "luck"?

Simple answer - NO

He don't,  if he cannot deal with the realities of his existing relationships. He is just a sad loser.

He might try listing his mobile phone on the wall of the local toilets
He might try listing for half-price night at the local knocking shop

But he don't deserve any more luck than he has already got.

Of course, if he looked like Brad Pitt or Harrison Ford he might catch a bit on the fly but as "eye candy" goes that picture puts him in the Homer Simpson league, especially the underpants LOL

Start by asking yourself - why on earth would anyone, male, female or inbetween want to "play" with you with anything shorter than a ten foot barge pole?



dawntreader -> RE: do married guys have much luck here? (3/15/2007 9:01:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Peterlocked

The only thing  which needs validation is this parking ticket.  Abybody seen the meter maid???

peter


you are all right with me peter[:)]



AquaticSub -> RE: do married guys have much luck here? (3/15/2007 9:05:45 PM)

I find it interesting that you chose to make that your first post. We still don't know one way or another if his wife knows or not.



FukinTroll -> RE: do married guys have much luck here? (3/15/2007 9:11:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

I find it interesting that you chose to make that your first post. We still don't know one way or another if his wife knows or not.


I find it interesting that you find it interesting, but what I find more interesting is that he found it interesting, and is interested in your interesting post. Interesting eh?



AquaticSub -> RE: do married guys have much luck here? (3/15/2007 9:13:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll
I find it interesting that you find it interesting, but what I find more interesting is that he found it interesting, and is interested in your interesting post. Interesting eh?


But how do we know that he found it interesting? Perhaps he is uninterested in that which I find interesting, you interested in that I find it interesting. That would lead us to a blockage of interest.


Or something. [:)]



FukinTroll -> RE: do married guys have much luck here? (3/15/2007 9:16:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll
I find it interesting that you find it interesting, but what I find more interesting is that he found it interesting, and is interested in your interesting post. Interesting eh?


But how do we know that he found it interesting? Perhaps he is uninterested in that which I find interesting, you interested in that I find it interesting. That would lead us to a blockage of interest.


Or something. [:)]


Interesting. Lets break it down. Perhaps he found it interesting that so many people found it interesting and thought that his 1st post should be really interesting. He was probably aware that people would be interested in an interesting post and was interested in the interesting thought that poster of interest may take an interesting stance on his interesting post and make an interesting bonfire of extreme interest.



AquaticSub -> RE: do married guys have much luck here? (3/15/2007 9:21:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Interesting. Lets break it down. Perhaps he found it interesting that so many people found it interesting and thought that his 1st post should be really interesting. He was probably aware that people would be interested in an interesting post and was interested in the interesting thought that poster of interest may take an interesting stance on his interesting post and make an interesting bonfire of extreme interest.


Well his post has got my interest, and you are interested in my interest in his post. That gives us at least two levels of interest to start with. And since we are continuing the interesting dicussion about interest and his interest, that surely gives us another level of interest, bringing the interesting results of three interest levels. Now if he respsonds with a truely interesting post, that would bring us up to four interest levels, which would no doubt be followed by more as we would be interested in his post and respond with interesting replies of our own.



FukinTroll -> RE: do married guys have much luck here? (3/15/2007 9:23:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Interesting. Lets break it down. Perhaps he found it interesting that so many people found it interesting and thought that his 1st post should be really interesting. He was probably aware that people would be interested in an interesting post and was interested in the interesting thought that poster of interest may take an interesting stance on his interesting post and make an interesting bonfire of extreme interest.


Well his post has got my interest, and you are interested in my interest in his post. That gives us at least two levels of interest to start with. And since we are continuing the interesting dicussion about interest and his interest, that surely gives us another level of interest, bringing the interesting results of three interest levels. Now if he respsonds with a truely interesting post, that would bring us up to four interest levels, which would no doubt be followed by more as we would be interested in his post and respond with interesting replies of our own.


I think we just went plaid.



AquaticSub -> RE: do married guys have much luck here? (3/15/2007 9:25:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

I think we just went plaid.


Quite possibly. Can I interest you in some cake?



FukinTroll -> RE: do married guys have much luck here? (3/15/2007 9:26:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

Quite possibly. Can I interest you in some cake?


Is there tea Alice?



AquaticSub -> RE: do married guys have much luck here? (3/15/2007 9:35:43 PM)

Peppermint, lemon or vanilla?



FukinTroll -> RE: do married guys have much luck here? (3/15/2007 9:38:41 PM)

WTF is vanilla?

Oh wait... distant memory... nope... shit I lost it....

Peppermint.



AquaticSub -> RE: do married guys have much luck here? (3/15/2007 9:40:17 PM)

LOL

Awww.... now us BDSM folks really sometimes forget to give vanilla it's due. It's still a darn tasty flavor!



FukinTroll -> RE: do married guys have much luck here? (3/15/2007 9:42:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

LOL

Awww.... now us BDSM folks really sometimes forget to give vanilla it's due. It's still a darn tasty flavor!


Is it? Under the crushed pinapple, peanuts, chocalate topping... Oh who am I kidding? Give me peanut butter fudge frozen yogurt!



AquaticSub -> RE: do married guys have much luck here? (3/15/2007 9:45:32 PM)

Forget the peanuts but I'm all about the crushed pineapple and chocolate sauce. Mmm.... chocolate sauce. It's a shame it makes skin so sticky.



FukinTroll -> RE: do married guys have much luck here? (3/15/2007 9:51:29 PM)

Hmmm.... did you know you can melt down cherry mash candies in a double boiler and stir in a bit of milk and have the most slurpalicious topping ever?



DominaRava -> RE: do married guys have much luck here? (3/15/2007 9:52:02 PM)

Try:  http://adultfriendfinder.com/
List what you are seeking.



FelinePersuasion -> RE: do married guys have much luck here? (3/15/2007 10:56:11 PM)

there's also a website called married but seeking or something.



Llyren -> RE: do married guys have much luck here? (3/15/2007 11:34:40 PM)


http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39401




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