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Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! (DOM men anyway) - 4/4/2005 11:14:07 AM

Mercnbeth

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The time has finally come...

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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RE: Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! (DOM men anyway) - 4/4/2005 1:19:09 PM

MadameDahlia

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Just a quick note... I wondered why this rang a bell. It was posted previously: http://www.collarme.com/forum/men_strike_back/m_81428/tm.htm

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RE: Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! (DOM men anyway) - 4/4/2005 1:32:14 PM

Mercnbeth

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THANKS Madame Dahlia!

Sorry to all for being repeatedly redundant!

Creeping senility is now trotting.

Sorry to all for being repeatedly redundant!

THANKS Madame Dahlia!

Oh no! I've brought forward Proud Sub's original post! How the heck did I miss it 3/8/05? Well to give an idea of how stuff disseminates on the he Internet, it showed up in my mailbox today from a friend on the east coast.

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RE: Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! (DOM men anyway) - 4/4/2005 1:58:28 PM

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quote:

Just a quick note... I wondered why this rang a bell. It was posted previously:

I thought it sounded familiar, but i'm sure Merc isn't the only on who missed it and it is funny.

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RE: Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! (DOM men anyway) - 4/4/2005 2:01:26 PM

MadameDahlia

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-laughs- You can't be having senior moments!! I took out a patent on those years ago. They come in as handy excuses when I've misplaced something at work - or when I selectively remember what mom has told me to get done.

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