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OhBeMyMind -> Nudist Colony (3/30/2007 1:49:36 PM)

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it. The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He's really worried but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, & hopes she won't notice.
 
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother. It says: "Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle. . . . it makes your nose look too short.
 
Love,
Grandma




Termyn8or -> RE: Nudist Colony (3/31/2007 5:31:35 AM)

The OTHER nudist colony joke

(bear with me, this is all from memory)

Guy joins the nudist colony and all is well. Sees this voloptuous Woman and gets a hardon. She walks up to him "Did you call for me ?". He didn't know quite what to do until she explained the rules. They had some serious hot steamy sex, and later he decided to have a soak in the hot tub.

Then he farted. Seeing this a big burly guy comes up and says "Did you call for me ?". He says "Whaaaa?", and the guy grabs him and sodomizes him forcefully. He rams it home in a way that would make someone who enjoys such things squeal with pleasure.

Afterward he regains his composure and goes to the front office and says "Give me my clothes I am outta here, keep the money". The clerk asks "What's wrong ?".

He replies "Look, I am 52. I still get hardons but I fart about 20 times a day".




OhBeMyMind -> RE: Nudist Colony (3/31/2007 5:40:05 AM)

LOL....Very good one!!!   Thanks for sharing!!  [:D]




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