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zindyslave -> Men Never Listen (3/31/2007 7:29:42 PM)


No disrespect intended but it was really funny and wanted to share



While in a hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

"Sir", she said, " you may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist. He pushed the WW button. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button."

"The ATR button is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

MEN NEVER LISTEN




Nosathro -> RE: Men Never Listen (3/31/2007 9:34:43 PM)

Sorry I was not listening....did you say something?




zindyslave -> RE: Men Never Listen (3/31/2007 9:36:23 PM)

See told ya Men never listen....lol




Kendra -> RE: Men Never Listen (4/1/2007 4:32:11 AM)

 hilarious!!!!!!!!! thankyou[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m9.gif[/image]




RavenofPK -> RE: Men Never Listen (4/1/2007 5:50:08 AM)

Maybe it is because women have very little to say that interests men.


(Damnit...........wrong side, wrong side!)




seekstofasn8adom -> RE: Men Never Listen (4/1/2007 5:53:14 AM)

Well we do try maybe someone can teach us guys to listen,i think im a very  good listener by the way.




zindyslave -> RE: Men Never Listen (4/1/2007 10:16:09 AM)

Your welcome Kendra I seen it somewhere on the net and thought I would share. [:D] As for men not listening sometimes they don't and sometimes they do according on what you are talking about. And as in the case of the story the curiosity got the best of him.




DCWoody -> RE: Men Never Listen (4/1/2007 10:20:09 AM)

Apple is rumoured to be announcing an all new Apple I-Bra in May, a bra that plays music......this is expected to be a big step forward in inter-gender relations as men are often accused of staring at womens breasts and not listeneing to them.




zindyslave -> RE: Men Never Listen (4/1/2007 10:22:38 AM)

LOL DCWoody. Well, it will give men awhole new reason to look at there breasts now won't it.?[:D]




Termyn8or -> RE: Men Never Listen (4/1/2007 7:42:36 PM)

What happens if you have to change channels or tracks and don't have the remote ?

Now that I mention it, forget the remote..

T




georgejames68 -> RE: Men Never Listen (4/1/2007 7:49:36 PM)

I'm sure I can find two five-fingered (button) remotes that will do the job really nicely......by the way, those remotes are tireless!!!!!

George............ You know some guy had to say this!!!!!




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