MadameDahlia
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Joined: 8/11/2004 From: SoCal aka Hell Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: HydroMaster Oh well, they're pretty much useless anyway...I mean, c'mon does anyone actually know what it does? It's like your appendix. They ARE useless! Er... the appendix thing. Well, perhaps the soul thing too. I'm going to sell mine on eBay if I can. Um... the soul... not the appendix. I'm pretty sure the sale of human organs, even those perfectly pointless ones, is not legit on eBay. Someone tried to sell a haunted object though. And hasn't someone sold the Virgin Mary on cheese toast? I wonder what she'd think of that. There are far more flattering places to be seen, after all. But I digress... (mostly because it's past four in the morning) On the subject of the appendix... I'd like a preemptive appendectomy. Mine's just itching to explode. I can feel it. So are my tonsils. I want them out about as badly as I want the other useless organ shipped off in a jar. Right now one of them is swollen to twice the size of the other. It's made me all sorts of peeved. I should get to bed.
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Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. --R. D. Laing "Oh, but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."
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