desertsub
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Joined: 4/3/2004
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a true story...luckily, not my own...enjoy
During my golden years of high school, my buddies convinced me to steal a dildo from a sex shop. I managed to swipe the brightest, pinkest one I could find, and we quickly made plans to hang it in a girl's locker for no other reason than to watch her red-faced reaction. The next day, just before I was to pull off the stunt, I had a seizure. Turns out I have a disorder in the left temporal lobe of my brain that can trigger seizures at any time. The first time, of course, being when I have an enormous dildo in my pants. Just as I come to, the paramedic pulls it out of my pocket for all the gathered students and teachers to see.
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