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zindyslave -> Wedding Ring (4/6/2007 11:54:03 AM)

Recently an unidentified man was in the hospital
to have his wedding ring removed from his penis.

His mistress found the ring in his pants pocket
and was so angered by this that she
slipped his ring on his penis while he slept.

We don't know which is worse:

1) having your mistress find out you're married.

2) explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

OR

3) having everyone find out your wedding ring fits on your penis
.




bayboundse -> RE: Wedding Ring (4/6/2007 11:57:12 AM)

A combo of all three and it all being in the paper.    [:-]




MasterFireMaam -> RE: Wedding Ring (4/6/2007 12:05:17 PM)

The REALLY funny part? This has really happened.

http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/ring.asp

Master Fire




zindyslave -> RE: Wedding Ring (4/6/2007 1:07:09 PM)

Oh my MasterFireMaam I didn't know it was true I got it from a friend on myspace...lol...that is funny tho.




Mrtasty -> RE: Wedding Ring (4/6/2007 1:20:23 PM)

Well you know what they say about guys with big hands/ring fingers............ small penises.




SunNMoon -> RE: Wedding Ring (4/6/2007 6:32:37 PM)

Thank you zindyslave,
you made both Love and me laugh. And I just couldn't believe that it really happened.... you just learn something everyday. [:)]




sillygirl09 -> RE: Wedding Ring (4/6/2007 7:11:08 PM)

Thanks for the smile




rukna -> RE: Wedding Ring (4/6/2007 8:23:42 PM)

one of your best jokes




zindyslave -> RE: Wedding Ring (4/6/2007 11:38:47 PM)

Thank you rukna. You are welcome sillygirl and SunNMoon.




Hanable -> RE: Wedding Ring (4/7/2007 1:22:26 PM)

i think a mix of all 3... 1 becuz she may tell ur wife, 2 becuz that would cause her killing u or getting a divorce, 3.. well.. becuz its just plain sad.. very funny joke.. thnc u for sharing it with us.

H >:)




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