Jacintamusica -> RE: 10 household items used for play? (9/30/2007 9:59:06 AM)
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10 Oddities that weren't mentioned. 1. Bedpost (the kind that have short knobs on the foot of the bed, from a 4 poster bed.) 2. Straws. Bendy, straight or even the kinds you get as a kid with the little twistys. 3. 9V battery. (ever put your tongue on one? wet nipples, touch battery to nipples.) 4. Porcelain or Metalic napkin rings. (insert, use as dialator, etc.) 5. Rolled up news paper. (works on dogs, why not your bitch? or wet it down for harder impact.) 6. Long necked glass bottle. (insert on either side. If you can go bottom first, light a b'day candle and stick it inside the bottle neck or use a long candle and let the wax drip on legs.) 7. Bottle caps. (push into skin and twist.) 8. Claw hammer, or ballpene hammer. (put nipple in between claw and pull up on it or push down and let hammer hang.) (use butt of hammer as a spanking took, or insert.) 9. New, clean kitty litter scooper. (most have nubs on the back that hurt.) 10. Cranberries on a string. (or find some other bigger beads or fake jewelry)
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