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Best colorful expressions - 5/25/2004 8:02:28 PM

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Well, it's spring again, no better time to practice mud slinging....especially with the elections coming up in the fall.

Just wanted to hear some of YOUR favorite colorful expressions, whether they be one-line zingers or rants...

Here's a fave of mine, (my mother once said this!) "I don't give a flying fuck on a rolling donut!"

hmmm, just picture that!

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RE: Best colorful expressions - 5/26/2004 10:16:08 AM

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Well, it's spring again, no better time to practice mud slinging....especially with the elections coming up in the fall.

Just wanted to hear some of YOUR favorite colorful expressions, whether they be one-line zingers or rants...

I am an extensive sci-fi reader, and have lifted these from a couple of my favourite authors

fish fucker !!!!

son of a beezelwort !!

I've been goosed by the flying fickle finger of fate !

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RE: Best colorful expressions - 5/26/2004 10:24:10 AM

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When my dad used to want us to hurry he would always say: "Throw a fish to the lead dog and mush" (He spent a lot of time in Alaska btw)

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RE: Best colorful expressions - 5/26/2004 8:34:42 PM

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LMAO- those are great, they remind me of the movie "Johnny Dangerously" ever see that?

There's this one foreign dude who totally murders the english language and said stuff like "fargin iceholes." That movie still cracks me up.

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RE: Best colorful expressions - 5/26/2004 9:11:13 PM

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LMAO- those are great, they remind me of the movie "Johnny Dangerously" ever see that?

There's this one foreign dude who totally murders the english language and said stuff like "fargin iceholes." That movie still cracks me up.

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That movie is one of the greatest spoofs of a gangster movie I have ever seen - maybe because it doesnt come over as 'campy' or too 'spoofy'.

"Don't ever hit me - my mother hit me once ---- once"

and how about when the guy comes out of the bathroom after its been blown up, holding the toggle to the pull chain, and thinks its 'Mr. Happy"? ROFL

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