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GreyStorm -> The LPGA and cuckolding (4/30/2005 9:09:23 AM)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7681662/




onceburned -> RE: The LPGA and cuckolding (4/30/2005 8:18:53 PM)

Its a bit odd to see a paternity lawsuit filed against the mother.

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“The laws in Florida are very tough with the situation I’m in but this suit is about financial retribution.”


hmmm.... I do wonder what the ex-caddie's motives are.




proudsub -> RE: The LPGA and cuckolding (4/30/2005 8:48:58 PM)

OMG he had unprotected sex with her and is surprised she got pregnant? Unless he was raped i don't think he has a case, but stranger things have happened.JMHO




GreyStorm -> RE: The LPGA and cuckolding (4/30/2005 9:55:13 PM)

maybe he didn't realize that was how pregnancy happened.....we men can be a bit thick sometimes.....lol.




MsSilvie -> RE: The LPGA and cuckolding (4/30/2005 11:52:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: proudsub

OMG he had unprotected sex with her and is surprised she got pregnant? Unless he was raped i don't think he has a case, but stranger things have happened.JMHO



Well, there's this guy:
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/7024930/

He's a little surprised at what kind of sex leads to pregnancy! [8|]




GreyStorm -> RE: The LPGA and cuckolding (5/1/2005 5:05:13 AM)

This is my favorite part.

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“She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift — an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee,” the decision said. “There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request.”




sissymaidlola -> RE: The LPGA and cuckolding (5/2/2005 6:25:05 PM)

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OMG he had unprotected sex with her and is surprised she got pregnant?


Being on the LPGA tour the caddie should have known to use not one but two condoms ... just in case he got a hole in one! [sm=lol.gif]

sissy maid lola


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proudsub -> RE: The LPGA and cuckolding (5/2/2005 7:28:57 PM)

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Well, there's this guy:
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/7024930/


All i can say is yikes, that's a new one to me.




MsMacComb -> RE: The LPGA and cuckolding (5/7/2005 12:27:34 AM)

Wow. Does any guy actually WANT his old sperm back? :)




sissymaidlola -> RE: it's not quite Indian giving! (5/7/2005 10:03:09 AM)

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Wow. Does any guy actually WANT his old sperm back? :)

Well Ms MacComb,

If You raised a couple of young dogs from pups and then gave them to Your lover as a present You would probably be a little devastated if You later discovered that Your lover had grown tired of Your love gift and taken the dogs to the Humane Society and had them both put down. The least You would probably want in such a situation would be to be offered the right of first refusal for the two dogs that You most likely named, helped wean and even potty trained - and consequently closely bonded with - while the cute little puppies were still too young to be taken away from their mother to be given as a gift to Your lover.

As an analogue, men have a similar emotional attachment to the cute and cuddly little mites that they produce and raise and give as love gifts to the Women in their life. Believe sissy, Ma'am, when he tells You that just thinking up original names for each of one's individual sperm is quite a "labor of love" and naturally leads to the paternal male bonding very closely with every one of his darling little progeny. This sissy, for one, would be quite devastated to learn that one of the recipients of his many love gifts did not at least do him the courtesy of offering him the right of first refusal should they suddenly tire of the company of his cute and playful little spermatozoa. Some Women can just be so selfish, single-minded, callous and ungrateful it simply boggles the mind! [:(]

Respectfrilly Yours,

sissy maid lola


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MadameDahlia -> RE: it's not quite Indian giving! (5/7/2005 10:32:49 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sissymaidlola

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OMG he had unprotected sex with her and is surprised she got pregnant?


Being on the LPGA tour the caddie should have known to use not one but two condoms ... just in case he got a hole in one! [sm=lol.gif]

sissy maid lola


[image]local://upfiles/21203/7550AAD373274EA8911F0BC3852D002C.jpg[/image]



Highly amusing!

* But just in case this isn’t common knowledge the friction of two condoms rubbing together will often increase the chances of both of them ripping.

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ORIGINAL: MsMacComb

Wow. Does any guy actually WANT his old sperm back? :)


Why else would they keep that special sock drawer? Posterity. -nods- Or because they’re not sure how to use the washing machine. Poor sock drawer...




sissymaidlola -> RE: the special sock and panty drawers (5/14/2005 12:46:45 PM)

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But just in case this isn’t common knowledge the friction of two condoms rubbing together will often increase the chances of both of them ripping.

Actually, Madame, the bigger danger is for the outer condom to come off during shagging and disappear irretrievably inside the shagee's orifice. This can cause no end of unforeseen complications and embarrassing problems for the shagee ... especially if it happens during anal sex. There is nothing worse than bending over to pick up your stockings off the floor, letting one rip, and making an anal condom bubble that any bubble gum chewing teenager would be proud of! [:(] Nothing worse, that is, unless you happen to be her boyfriend / husband ... in which case it will probably be the funniest thing you'll ever see your girlfriend / wife do! [sm=lol.gif] OK, OK, a vaginal condom bubble would be funnier ... but how many women do you know who can fart that way ?

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Why else would they keep that special sock drawer? Posterity. -nods-

We males also keep a special panty drawer, too. Why do we keep that special panty drawer? Posterior. *nods* [;)]

Respectfrilly Yours,

sissy maid lola


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