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The "Sensitive Man" Test - 5/2/2005 1:11:38 PM

Mercnbeth

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Here's a test to gauge a man's sensitivity and caring:

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

A. Lovemaking

B. Screwing

C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.

B. Your blood-test results.

C. Five tequila slammers.

3. You time your orgasm so that:

A. Your partner climaxes first.

B. You both climax simultaneously.

C. You don't miss ESPN Sports center.

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A. Healthy, creative love-play.

B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.

C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

A. The best part of the experience.

B. The second best part of the experience.

C. $100 extra.

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:

A. No concern of yours.

B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.

C. A conservative estimate.

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

A. A myth

B. An oxymoron

C. A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A. Appetizer is to entree.

B. Primer is to paint.

C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

A."I hope we can still be friends."

B."I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."

C."Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.

B. Is uptight and a waste of time.

C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

Evaluating Results:

If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.

If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're a little confused.

If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!"

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RE: The "Sensitive Man" Test - 5/2/2005 11:33:03 PM

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Merc this is the exact type of test my brothers would do in front of me just to get me all up in arms when they choose answer C to all. Very Funny. M

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RE: The "Sensitive Man" Test - 5/3/2005 10:59:31 AM

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Now that's a truly great test, and a show of sensitivity too.

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RE: The "Sensitive Man" Test - 5/3/2005 4:29:24 PM

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how would being sensitive make you not a man? you gotta have a pretty small dick to think you're only a man if you are careless, tough and chauvinistic! ... a lot of guys seem to act like that mostly to impress other guys... and if a guy is more interested in impressing other guys than girls... then i'd say he's the one that has to check his equipment!

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RE: The "Sensitive Man" Test - 5/9/2005 7:14:00 AM

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LOL. That just reminded me of my dad....he had to take some kind of sensitivity training course as part of his job years ago, and now he always tells everyone he's "certified sensitive"--usually, of course, right after he's told some sort of off-color joke.

Nice to know there are other, such.....sensitive....souls about.

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RE: The "Sensitive Man" Test - 5/10/2005 12:35:59 AM

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Voted C to everything except number 8 for which I answered B. You always need primer before you paint, it gives a much more effective finish.

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RE: The "Sensitive Man" Test - 5/10/2005 12:54:49 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TongueToy
a lot of guys seem to act like that mostly to impress other guys... and if a guy is more interested in impressing other guys than girls... then i'd say he's the one that has to check his equipment!

These are JOKES under Humor section.
Not to be taken to heart. M

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RE: The "Sensitive Man" Test - 5/10/2005 10:10:48 AM

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