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The Ugly Dead Sadist. - 5/2/2005 3:35:13 PM

Mercnbeth

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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck andeveryone inside dies. When they get to meet their maker, because of the grief they have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish each before they enter Heaven.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is.

"I want to be gorgeous." So God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again."

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RE: The Ugly Dead Sadist. - 5/2/2005 3:45:53 PM

siamsa24

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Sadly enough before I got to the end of the joke I was thinking "man, I would just wish them all twice as ugly as they were before" I guess that makes me a sadist