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TOG Grand Masters and houses - 5/3/2005 2:34:28 AM   
wyntry


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RE: TOG Grand Masters and houses - 5/3/2005 5:57:51 AM   
EmeraldSlave2


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Old Guard? Go seek thee gay leather men- though even most of those are too young now.

Validate? Well I guess I could get some Old Guard dust somewhere...

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RE: TOG Grand Masters and houses - 5/3/2005 6:03:39 AM   
siamsa24


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Status: offline 		Wasn't there a thread at one time where someone asked a question about a "Grand Master" and Merc gave instructions on it? Something about a dumpster and money in a sack........I don't remember. I can't find the thread, but I know it exsists

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RE: TOG Grand Masters and houses - 5/3/2005 6:30:26 AM   
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quote:

Greetings Masters

humbly i come before Thee requesting details on how one would vilidate a Grand Master of a registered house. What precept be there for those outside of the house system whom tis suggested be in receipt of tutelage particular that of BDSM Master with submissive given direction by said Old Guard Grand Master. Tis in respect of TOG i seek validation as concern of trickery seeps upon ones mind limiting focus and diligence with in the dynamcis of the triangulation.

respectfully wynnie


That would involve an ancient ritual. Here's what you do:

Take 3 box bottoms from the large box of Frosted Flakes, making sure you save the UPS code. Then take 4 decks of playing cards, shuffle them all together, build a house with all of them and then take a digital photo. Then, paste the box bottoms, showing the UPS codes, to yourself, and holding the picture of the card house, take a picture of yourself.

Mail this to:
"TOG Verification"
c/o Grand Master
111 Anystreet
London, England
W12-434

Good luck ;)

Lily


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RE: TOG Grand Masters and houses - 5/3/2005 6:33:22 AM   
cellogrrlMK


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Status: offline 		Emerald, Lily, thank you for my first chuckle of the day!

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RE: TOG Grand Masters and houses - 5/3/2005 6:48:51 AM   
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Yes, I'm all caught up with initiation and indoctrination of this year's Grand Master class. The training is on par with the Navy Seal "hell week", but for those who believe they are brave and strong enough and want to test their mettle, I have a few openings in the "2005 Summer at the Beach - Grand Master" program.

For others interested in obtaining your Grand Master title, bring $100,000.00 in small bills to Redondo Beach and put them in the garbage container on the corner of Avenue I and the Esplanade. In it will be your Grand Master Ritual Handbook and "Guide to Good Grand Mastering". Go next to the end of the Redondo Pier wearing a red rose in your lapel and I'll have my page and courrier, arriving on white horseback, bring you your Grand Master Certificate.

EMPEROR MERC

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RE: TOG Grand Masters and houses - 5/3/2005 7:27:59 AM   
siamsa24


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RE: TOG Grand Masters and houses - 5/3/2005 9:24:14 AM   
stormsfate


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RE: TOG Grand Masters and houses - 5/3/2005 9:36:38 AM   
siamsa24


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RE: TOG Grand Masters and houses - 5/3/2005 3:56:10 PM   
subtocollar


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Status: offline 		thinks wynnie has way wayyyyy to much time on her hands
*hands wynnie a dictionary and asks if she can write that again in English*

oh and stormsfate please do not put us all (Aussies) into same basket as wynnie as some of us do have lives

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RE: TOG Grand Masters and houses - 5/3/2005 4:24:46 PM   
siamsa24


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RE: TOG Grand Masters and houses - 5/3/2005 5:19:30 PM   
subcheryl


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Status: offline 		I was just going to say, "Huh? could someone please translate that for me, I didn't understand a thing that was said." And I am a great reader, just ask Master, LOL. Have a great day all.

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RE: TOG Grand Masters and houses - 5/3/2005 5:54:08 PM   
MrThorns


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Status: offline 		Alas, I too have grown weary of trickery and those who dabble in the arts of shinanniganistry. Seek Ye out Ye Olde Grand Master Flash, as He is a right and properly registered Grandest of Masters, having thusly been awarded the great golden sash of the order of the immaculate Poobah..

So it is written...

So shall it be done.

~Thorns
Assistant to the GM
Poobah 2nd class
Defender of the gilded yak
Ad nauseum

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RE: TOG Grand Masters and houses - 5/3/2005 6:16:00 PM   
MrKite


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Jack Rinella
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RE: TOG Grand Masters and houses - 5/3/2005 9:13:01 PM   
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quote:

Wasn't there a thread at one time where someone asked a question about a "Grand Master" and Merc gave instructions on it? Something about a dumpster and money in a sack........I don't remember. I can't find the thread, but I know it exsists


I think this is the one: "Grand Master"

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RE: TOG Grand Masters and houses - 5/3/2005 9:52:55 PM   
siamsa24


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Thanks though, I got a laugh out of reading all that again

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RE: TOG Grand Masters and houses - 5/3/2005 10:05:01 PM   
subtocollar


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Status: offline 		ohhhh wynnie i have just reealized you have been reading to many MarketPlace books ...am sorry hon but to write like you have done has left you wide open to ridicule .....but i have to admit i have been having a great giggle reading all the responses

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RE: TOG Grand Masters and houses - 5/3/2005 11:41:18 PM   
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RE: TOG Grand Masters and houses - 5/4/2005 1:33:00 AM   
Padriag


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Status: offline 		Hmmm... only TOG I ever heard of was the Terran Overlord Government from the Renegade Legion miniatures wargame published by FASA corp back in the 80's and 90s. As for the OP's question, what gives with the linguistic acrobatics? Reminds me of pseudo intellectual doublespeak from a bad B movie.

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RE: TOG Grand Masters and houses - 5/4/2005 5:34:42 AM   
EmeraldSlave2


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ORIGINAL: MrKite
He is gay but well known and well respected in the BDSM community on the whole.

LOL see this is what I don't get...of COURSE he is gay...anyone who could have ANY semblance of a claim to being related to Old Guard would be a gay male.

I also enjoy the reflection of how gay and het scenes in bdsm are often so disparate. It really is a pity.

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