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RE: I need some good BDSM sayings - 6/27/2007 9:39:55 PM   
slaverosebeauty


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"If you are gonna ride my ass, ask my Master first." - I saw that one on a car yesterday.

"Bite Me, Please."

"I'm telling Master/Mistress"

"Collared and Proud"

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RE: I need some good BDSM sayings - 6/28/2007 12:28:00 AM   
wizzard


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Could If I Want To,    
 
It wasn't me.

Was that out loud?


Thank you Master,
May I Have Another?

Thank you:  my sub/slave
I think I will have another.

I Spank
therefore
I am
Master.

This is going to hurt you more than it pleases me.

Bend over and wait
I need to get my paddle/ whip, or I need to spit on my hand.

You kneel because you respect me,
I teach because I must
You obey because it is the law
I train to satisify your desire to be mine.

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RE: I need some good BDSM sayings - 7/5/2007 9:54:23 AM   
RogueTed


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your safe word will be "more". 

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RE: I need some good BDSM sayings - 7/15/2007 7:30:33 PM   
Esinem


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A switch never gets the wrong end of the stick (copyright esinem.com)

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RE: I need some good BDSM sayings - 7/30/2007 12:41:14 AM   
aMasterwants


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my subbie wears the shirt " fat people are harder to kidnapp"
on the back if its not a challengene its no fun

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RE: I need some good BDSM sayings - 7/31/2007 12:27:34 PM   
JoeMama


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When she handed me the leash, I thought I was getting a puppy.

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RE: I need some good BDSM sayings - 7/31/2007 12:34:24 PM   
tawney1


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I't all about me ... Ouch, Ouch ... It's all about you, Sir.

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RE: I need some good BDSM sayings - 7/31/2007 12:36:07 PM   
worththeeffort


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On a friend's license plate holder...

"Chains required, Whips optional"

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RE: I need some good BDSM sayings - 7/31/2007 3:17:54 PM   
MissAidan


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Master says I'm a good girl...I wouldn't argue with Him about it

Erotic is a feather, kinky is the whole damn chicken

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RE: I need some good BDSM sayings - 8/3/2007 6:52:32 PM   
tatangel


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I am not masturbating, I am adjusting my piercings

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RE: I need some good BDSM sayings - 8/3/2007 8:46:55 PM   
BitaTruble


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"Don't fuck with a menopausal sadist."



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RE: I need some good BDSM sayings - 8/3/2007 9:46:49 PM   
charlotte12


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quote:

ORIGINAL: drawntothedark

I saw this as a bumper sticker

"If your gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair"


Ooh my goodness i really want that bumper sticker

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RE: I need some good BDSM sayings - 8/5/2007 2:14:49 PM   
celesta


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Two of my personal favorites;

Sexual harassment in this area will not be reported.  However, it will be graded.
Chaos, panic, fear.  My work here is done!

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RE: I need some good BDSM sayings - 8/5/2007 5:02:19 PM   
bipolarber


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Midori told me one, that I thought was pretty on target: "I'm not being shy... I'm studying my prey."

"That's entertainment!" -Vlad the Impaler

Science fiction has Trekkies, BDSM has Goreans.

(t-shirt with a large arrow pointing down:)  "Here there be monsters."

W.W.D.D.?  (What Would DeSade Do?)

If you want to talk to me, you'd better be able to make me A) think, B) laugh, or C) come.

Another T-shirt: "I'm not a Doctor, I just play one with TV's."

"It all hinges on your definition of 'a good time.'"  -L. Borgia

"Nice rope work! Knots feel strong!" -H. Houdini

"Weird" is a relative term.   -Frank N. Furter

Love is blind. Lust isn't.

"One little mistake, and they never let you live it down!"  -Bernie (the cocksucker)

90% of any business deal is selling yourself to the client.  -X. Hollander

Supersadomasochisticexpialidocious!  -M. Poppins (off duty, and in leather)

"I'm the decider."

"Safeword? We don't need no stinkin' safeword!"

Nice R.A.C.K.!

S.S.C.: Sexy, Slutty and Commanding

(for bisexuals) "Mmmmm.. this fence feels good!"

It's not "fuck anything that moves." It's "fuck anyone who moves me."






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RE: I need some good BDSM sayings - 8/6/2007 3:28:08 PM   
TheChastiser


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you can take a whore to culture, but you cannot make her think!

Lie down, i think i love you.

i saw, i conquered, i came.

the only fair i know, has rides and candy floss.

Mike

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RE: I need some good BDSM sayings - 8/6/2007 5:58:27 PM   
NovelApproach


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Hmm, lets see...

"I have the whip, I make the rules"  alternatively, for the Dommes, "I have the pussy, I make the rules!"

"Sadistic:  tying up a masochist and refusing to cause them pain."

"Worship me.  Kiss my boots.  Bring me CAKE."

"My man's place is in the kitchen, making me a pie."

For some of the younger dom/mes out there, "I'm going to need more rope!" -Candlejack, Freakazoid.

"You can't put your finger there!  Ooh!  Put your finger there!" - Princeton, AvenueQ

Cute things my subs/play partners have said.

"Does Kitty have to get in the cage now?" (Said in a "Stitch" voice)
"Can you hit me harder next time?"
"But it won't fit...What do you mean you can fix that?"
"Where is THAT supposed to go?"


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Don't talk at me about the joystick and buttons... tell me about the game.

Sure, I'll Dungeon Master for you. Do you like Eberron? ...oh. That kind of dungeon.

Is it just me or do Theatre Majors make excellent play partners?

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RE: I need some good BDSM sayings - 8/7/2007 7:54:13 PM   
cattus69tabernus


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For submissives/slaves:
Sometimes its easier to ask for forgivness than for permission

For Dom/mes:

Boys are great
Every Girl Should Own One

I'll get on my knees
When you get on your elbows

Age play:
So, like a forgotten fire, a childhood can always flare up again within us.

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.


Other:
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.  ~Abraham Lincoln

The number one job of the dominant is to continually seduce consent from the bottom. ~Joseph Bean

I have come close enough to know that there is something to the "spiritual" side of leather.

We do not quite forgive a giver.  The hand that feeds us is in some danger of being bitten.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dom/mes gifts put submissives' best dreams to shame.  (paraphrase of Elizabeth Barrett Browning`s thought)

Once you're a pickle, you can never be a cucumber again

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< Message edited by cattus69tabernus -- 8/7/2007 8:19:15 PM >


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RE: I need some good BDSM sayings - 8/11/2007 11:03:51 AM   
we3love


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Here are a few...

What you call a fantasy, I call a plan.
I do the things you're afraid to fantasize about.
Shut up and come.
Top, bottom... bottom , Top... Decisions, decisions...
You know you have a fetish when your toy bag is bigger than your overnight bag.
Everyone has baggage. Mine just has whips and chains in it.
Jessica Simpson... that's what gags are for.
You scratch My back, I'll flog yours.

we3love

"If we shadows have offended, think but this and all is mended
That you have but slumbered here, whilst these visions did appear."
--Puck, A Midsummer Night's Dream

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RE: I need some good BDSM sayings - 8/12/2007 5:39:47 PM   
MaDomAura


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Off the cuff, here's a couple of my favorites...

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list

That's not what I meant by "where the sun don't shine". But it looks good there, too.

MaDom

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RE: I need some good BDSM sayings - 8/12/2007 5:41:53 PM   
MaDomAura


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Oh, on the bumper sticker side..

If you can read this "I don't like you like that!" effing tail-gaters probably wouldn't get it!

Save the drama for your mama, I ain't your mama.

MaDom

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