dixiedumpling -> Mad Cow Disease Explained (5/28/2004 11:15:58 PM)
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A reporter visits a dairy farmer who told her he could explain Mad Cow Disease in simple terms. First he asks her if she sees the cows and she says she does. He says, "I milk them twice a day." She says, "That's very interesting, but what does it have to do with Mad Cow Disease?" He says, "Please be patient. I'm getting to it." Then he points to the bull and says, "See that bull? He services the cows once a year." She is getting impatient and says, "What does this have to do with Mad Cow Disease?" He says, "If I played with your titties twice a day and screwed you once a year, you'd be mad too!" dingdang typos!
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