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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2008 1:05:21 PM   
VirginPotty


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

A true "holly" move:

As usual, i took a bunch of stuff to my best friends house in prep for THanksgiving...cases of soda, a few desserts i already made, etc. My arms were totally loaded so i knocked by kicking the door. I knew the kids were home, but was not sure about their mom. I was standing outside freezing, so i bellowed "Would you guys hurry up? My lace thong is making my butt itch and i can't scratch it!!!" I waited a few more seconds and yelled "Open the door for Aunt Scratch Ass!!!"

The door opened and i plowed in. There, sitting at the dining room table, was our new Pastor, his wife, and their two children.



Whoot, whoot!!! That is tooooo damn funny!!!

**Yes the story's funny but I'm falling over laughing about you thinking you have a friend**!!!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2008 1:07:42 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2008 1:09:21 PM   
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You must not have rinsed all of the soap off this AM!

< Message edited by VirginPotty -- 11/26/2008 1:11:37 PM >

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2008 1:11:30 PM   
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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

 **Doofus, you know you could NEVER act normal!!!!**




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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2008 1:17:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		he's NEVER going to forget YOUR name, holly. and imagine the grin he'll have the first time he meets mrjim....

*Angel who used to be part of a pastor's extended family and who always struggled to remember names"

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2008 1:18:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

he's NEVER going to forget YOUR name, holly. and imagine the grin he'll have the first time he meets mrjim....

*Angel who used to be part of a pastor's extended family and who always struggled to remember names"


i think i am going to skip the Thanksgiving service tomorrow


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2008 1:27:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		aw c'mon holly.....

know how when you go up before a crowd, you're supposed to imagine them all in their undies to make it easier?

just think, he'll be so relaxed 'cause he'll see you there and imagine you in your itchy lacy thong and he'll be smiling and breeze through the sermon!

i'm sure you could find SOMETHING to be grateful for!

*a handsome mrjim who apparently doesn't beat you with a bread board, a cute LO that wakes you up so early so you can watch the sunrise, cows that keep you on a schedule and give you extra exercise, snow that makes everything fresh, unseen friends who wish you would get skype in and friends who give you the opportunity to make an impression on your new pastor! *i'm sure their kids will think you're the COOLEST!*

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2008 1:30:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel


*a handsome mrjim who apparently doesn't beat you with a bread board, a cute LO that wakes you up so early so you can watch the sunrise, cows that keep you on a schedule and give you extra exercise, snow that makes everything fresh, unseen friends who wish you would get skype in and friends who give you the opportunity to make an impression on your new pastor! *i'm sure their kids will think you're the COOLEST!*


and you wonder why i ADORE you!!!!!


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2008 1:41:55 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2008 1:42:47 PM   
KMsAngel


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*angel, who's blushing*

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2008 1:44:22 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2008 2:03:23 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

A true "holly" move:

As usual, i took a bunch of stuff to my best friends house in prep for THanksgiving...cases of soda, a few desserts i already made, etc. My arms were totally loaded so i knocked by kicking the door. I knew the kids were home, but was not sure about their mom. I was standing outside freezing, so i bellowed "Would you guys hurry up? My lace thong is making my butt itch and i can't scratch it!!!" I waited a few more seconds and yelled "Open the door for Aunt Scratch Ass!!!"

The door opened and i plowed in. There, sitting at the dining room table, was our new Pastor, his wife, and their two children.



OMG!! ...OMG!!!
*laugh'n my backside off* ... You Did NOT!!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2008 2:18:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		I've missed you too Holly - things are getting crazy around here - all you people with your trees up bleech....... but then - I have no snow! :)

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2008 2:33:51 PM   
sirsholly


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Status: offline 		not me! the later i put the tree up the leaa chance there is of the LoudOne knocking it down 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2008 2:37:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		Potty you are now my Idol I love it..........

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2008 2:39:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: groundhogphil

Potty you are now my Idol I love it..........




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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2008 3:29:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		Holly? you're just too cute.... LOL

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2008 3:52:25 PM   
soul2share


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
A true "holly" move:
As usual, i took a bunch of stuff to my best friends house in prep for THanksgiving...cases of soda, a few desserts i already made, etc. My arms were totally loaded so i knocked by kicking the door. I knew the kids were home, but was not sure about their mom. I was standing outside freezing, so i bellowed "Would you guys hurry up? My lace thong is making my butt itch and i can't scratch it!!!" I waited a few more seconds and yelled "Open the door for Aunt Scratch Ass!!!"
The door opened and i plowed in. There, sitting at the dining room table, was our new Pastor, his wife, and their two children.


Oh yeah....that one's gonna go down in the annals of TWUE Holly classics!!!! 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2008 4:14:51 PM   
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Good, now I know what to use the next time I deliver a sermon.

"Friends, fellow followers of the Good Shepard, I want you to take a moment, now.  Take a moment to stop and think about your life.  Think about the sad times, the embarrassing times...the times you wish you could crawl under a rock into a hole and just DIE.

"Now, let me tell you a story about someone who did something even stupider, and ye will be grateful!  Y'see..."

~ The Mad Hatter



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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2008 4:18:55 PM   
sirsholly


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Lumus...you crack me up!!!


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