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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/31/2009 8:38:18 AM   
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Morning Jeff.

Actually to be more effective, trigger Mount St Helen's, Mount Etna and reactivate Montserrat!



Actually, the lake Toba supervolcano eruption some 75000 years ago was so powerful, ash from the eruption was found as far north as china, also it was found in the Greenland and Antarctic ice caps, and so drastically changed the climate that it created a genetic bottleneck in human evolution.

The eruption coincides with a drastic cooling of the climate and is suspected of reducing the human population of the planet to fewer than 25000 people.

Now considering the technology of today, it would probably have an impact on humanity, (personally I believe that the terminally stupid people would probably be the ones that go extinct.)

By terminally stupid, I am referring to those people that warning labels are written for.

The type of warning labels I am referring to are, but not limited to:
Coffee Cups: Caution, contents may be hot
Superman costume: Caution this costume does not grant wearer the ability to fly
Blow Dryer:  Do not use in shower or bathtub
Chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop blade with hands or genitals
Fan Belt: Turn off engine before replacing
or any of the following.
  • "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
  • "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
  • "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
  • "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
  • "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
  • "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.
  • "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
  • "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
  • "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
  • "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.
  • "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
  • "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
  • "Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.

  • "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
  • "Battery may explore or leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.
  • "Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.
  • "Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
  • "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."
  • "Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's Pizza box.
  • "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.
  • "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
More of these labels can be found here: http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml

These are all real warning labels and the chainsaw warning can be found in Husqvarna and Poulan chainsaw manuals (I own one of each and when I first saw that I began to wonder who would be so stupid to try it.)


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/31/2009 8:54:30 AM   
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Maybe instead of blowing one or two large supervolcanoes, the same effect can be reached with many, many smaller vents and volcanoes pumping?


I just figured that to be more effective, trigger key volcanoes in critical spots would be easier. Save a person from traveling every which way find all the minor volcanoes when 2-3 major ones would do the trick!


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/31/2009 9:06:12 AM   
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No, it's more like I ran the mower through all manner of pollens yesterday while trying to trim the few tips of the turf that succeeded in growing beyond all that stuff.
damn Sap....just say you cut the freakin' grass, whydontyahuh? 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/31/2009 9:14:11 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/31/2009 9:36:47 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/31/2009 9:38:01 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/31/2009 9:52:20 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/31/2009 9:56:26 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/31/2009 10:00:45 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/31/2009 10:09:58 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sappatoti
With all this talk about how we Americans should "buy American," why should you want to outsource the origin of your enterprise to Indonesia? Why not stay within the borders and induce Yellowstone to blow?

So much more American, I would think.


Well, I would rather not have all that volcanic ash setting on the great plains and ruining the farm land.

Besides, once the people to which I referred (terminally stupid) die off, the grain belt will be needed, and I figure that the lower human density would allow various animals the chance to really come back strong, like buffalo, antelope, prairie wolves, prairie dogs, good looking but naive farm girls, wild horses, etc.

Now to aid the reproduction of said animals (the four legged kind) I propose we dart all females of the various species with fertility drugs.

Meanwhile, with the various grains and grain derived oils, we can manufacture bio fuels.  The additional winds from the drastic climate change would allow for larger and more productive wind farms (especially around the Washington DC area, all the hot air from politicians would probably keep the climate there at near sub tropic levels.)

Now considering the terminally stupid population of the planet far exceeds that of the intelligent population, the lower human population on the planet will allow the ecosystem to cleanse itself.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/31/2009 10:41:18 AM   
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No, it's more like I ran the mower through all manner of pollens yesterday while trying to trim the few tips of the turf that succeeded in growing beyond all that stuff.
damn Sap....just say you cut the freakin' grass, whydontyahuh? 

I was trying to create a mental image of the tips of the turf poking out through a layer of pollen. I kid you not, there was a matting of pollen on the turf that looked similar to an accumulation of snow.

There's nothing like running a tractor/mower through that stuff, kicking up a cloud of pollen going along.

Excuse me while I... sneeze...

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/31/2009 10:43:19 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sappatoti
With all this talk about how we Americans should "buy American," why should you want to outsource the origin of your enterprise to Indonesia? Why not stay within the borders and induce Yellowstone to blow?

So much more American, I would think.

Well, I would rather not have all that volcanic ash setting on the great plains and ruining the farm land.

Besides, once the people to which I referred (terminally stupid) die off, the grain belt will be needed, and I figure that the lower human density would allow various animals the chance to really come back strong, like buffalo, antelope, prairie wolves, prairie dogs, good looking but naive farm girls, wild horses, etc. ...

That makes sense. There's not much agricultural area surrounding Indonesia. Good point.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/31/2009 11:48:30 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/31/2009 1:43:53 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/31/2009 1:47:26 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/31/2009 1:49:49 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/31/2009 1:50:46 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/31/2009 2:09:47 PM   
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how's the sneezing fit?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/31/2009 2:14:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		The sneezes have morphed into being a burning sensation around the orifices of my face which, by the way, is red and blotchy. I should take a picture of my face... it's pretty amusing looking.

And I should also consider going back out and collecting the mixture of pollens that have, once again, blanketed the lawn's turf (though, not the beds -- I don't know why). That's some pretty potent stuff and might have a possible use as an April Fool's prank.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/31/2009 2:21:22 PM   
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i has hayfever over here

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