Aylee
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ORIGINAL: Aylee Awwww. . . Sci! Just do "natural kidney stone passing!" Give me a call and I can explain how you do the breathing! I thought that was called "having a baby" breathing, Aylee? I had a spinal. *snort* But I made it to a third of the birthing classes! go ahead explain the breathing this I got to hear lol. Well. . . I think that it went something like this: Let's all get to know each other. . . (you can imagine) What is your biggest worry if you were to give birth RIGHT NOW? Rest of class: "Gosh, I am not sure if or when I should choose an edidural." Me: "What is the neo-natal unit like?" Then there was the films. . . umm. . . I guess that a cup of tea is needed. Oh. . . and then there was the "pop quizes." Had I (and the other preggers ladies actually PREPARED for our next class.) I was supposed to stop answering because I was not letting other wimmins answer. And then there was the holding a bag of ice as long as a contraction or something.. . I am kind of fuzzy on what this was all about. Like I said, I only completed a third of the class. I am sure that these classes are very helpful. . . otherwise I would not have signed up for it. . . but, they seem to miss the abnormal deliveries. But, the breathing sounds like: Hoo hooo hoo Heeeeeeeeee, hoo hoo hooo hooo heeeeeee, hoo hoo hoo hoo heeeeeeeee. . . I never learned the point of this.
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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.
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