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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 4/29/2009 12:48:57 PM

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SCI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And good morning to everyone else!

I see that Ms Holly is still as quick as ever to grab the phone and start . . . erm. . . talking.

Greedy, I hope that you get the kittah problems worked out soon.

Rain!!!!!!!!!! Good morning to you and the Lummox and the kittahs and Mr Smarties (and why have I not gotten a pic yet? )

Now I need to figure out how to make Szechuan chicken. I was given a bottle of Szechuan Sauce, and it does not have instructions. I know how to make rice, and I have the chicken thighs thawing. . . It will be interesting to say the least. . . any hints?

Yeah...the most important being "DON'T LET HOLLY ANYWHERE NEAR IT!!!!!"

CD! That is NOT nice! You are a VERY naughty boy! Go to my room!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 4/29/2009 12:55:57 PM

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I think it is so that folks who have never had anything worse than a paper cut do not become OVERWHELMED WITH PANIC when a six pound parasite tries to LEAVE ITS HOST by the most expedient means possible!

Isn't too skeeeeeeeeery to talk about the thousands of things that COULD go wrong? So much easier to be all glam, eh!

Yeah, whatever.

I do recall that after Butterhead arrived, I was reading one of the preggers/parenting books and do you know what? I fucked up 10 of the 12 NEEDED steps for good bonding! Bad Aylee! Of course, I really do not want to talk about the outcomes that following this authors advice for a "perfect" bonding would have given me. Sometimes you really do not have choices. Or at least choices that are palatable.

I am all for wimmins choices. . . but when you are preggers and your biggest worry is about whether or not to have an epidural. . . I really have to wonder about your prioraties.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 4/29/2009 12:56:04 PM

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I'm naughty too lol.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 4/29/2009 12:59:28 PM

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Go for the epidural. Just do it.

There, that was easy!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 4/29/2009 1:03:57 PM

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CD! That is NOT nice! You are a VERY naughty boy! Go to my room!

Yeah CD...that'll teach you to pick on me!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 4/29/2009 1:06:49 PM

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Awwww. . . Sci! Just do "natural kidney stone passing!"

Give me a call and I can explain how you do the breathing!

I thought that was called "having a baby" breathing, Aylee?

I had a spinal. *snort*

But I made it to a third of the birthing classes!

actually there should be breathing classes for those of us who have the spinals.

Doctor:
"Ok Aylee...i am going to jam a needle the size of a fireplace poker into your spinal column...please breath normally."

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 4/29/2009 1:08:24 PM

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Well yeah, there is that...

and don't forget the DON'T MOVE afterward bit...

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 4/29/2009 1:08:37 PM

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once again, I am SO thankful I decided against getting knocked up.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 4/29/2009 1:09:14 PM

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Go for the epidural. Just do it.

There, that was easy!

YAY LH!

Serrisly. . . (was that good txt speak?) My "birth plan" was: natural birth if I can do it, but if I can't, then a shot. How hard is that? And yes, my "birth plan" went the way of the passenger pigeon (hence my very UN-bonding birth thingy). Ah well.

And the Flash Flood Watch is back! I knew that it would not be gone for long. It lurves me and just cannot stay away!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 4/29/2009 1:10:19 PM

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Well yeah, there is that... and don't forget the DON'T MOVE afterward bit...

that was the worst....they have your baby and the only thing you want to do is sit up and see what has been kicking the hell out of you for the past nine months...and you can't!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 4/29/2009 1:10:28 PM

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Srsly!

Now, as I am gearing myself up to Leave the House and do some grocery shopping, the clouds are moving in. FOOEY.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 4/29/2009 1:11:05 PM

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SCI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And good morning to everyone else!

I see that Ms Holly is still as quick as ever to grab the phone and start . . . erm. . . talking.

Greedy, I hope that you get the kittah problems worked out soon.

Rain!!!!!!!!!! Good morning to you and the Lummox and the kittahs and Mr Smarties (and why have I not gotten a pic yet? )

Now I need to figure out how to make Szechuan chicken. I was given a bottle of Szechuan Sauce, and it does not have instructions. I know how to make rice, and I have the chicken thighs thawing. . . It will be interesting to say the least. . . any hints?

Yeah...the most important being "DON'T LET HOLLY ANYWHERE NEAR IT!!!!!"

CD! That is NOT nice! You are a VERY naughty boy! Go to my room!

Yeah...like THAT would be so horrible...

~makes a beeline for Aylee's room, pulling Sci along in his wake~

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 4/29/2009 1:13:56 PM

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~makes a beeline for Aylee's room, pulling Sci along in his wake~

HUH???

well....ok. But be gentle, CD...he still has that kidney stone pain

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 4/29/2009 1:16:54 PM

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~makes a beeline for Aylee's room, pulling Sci along in his wake~

HUH???

well....ok. But be gentle, CD...he still has that kidney stone pain

I'm allllllllllllllllllllllways gentle. You KNOW that, heavenly one.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 4/29/2009 1:18:19 PM

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CDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...you said you'd never tell!!!!!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 4/29/2009 1:21:20 PM

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Just for everyone's snortalicious time, the other half sez:

"But we did follow your birth plan, you were in a hospital!"

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 4/29/2009 1:24:26 PM

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Just for everyone's snortalicious time, the other half sez:

"But we did follow your birth plan, you were in a hospital!"

*snort*

the best laid plans went astray...but still had a glorious ending!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 4/29/2009 1:48:31 PM

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Damn...I hate not being around....I have to read way too many pages to figure out what's going on!...holly, you should send me a Readers Digest abridged version daily!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 4/29/2009 1:54:39 PM

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Damn...I hate not being around....I have to read way too many pages to figure out what's going on!...holly, you should send me a Readers Digest abridged version daily!

well suuuure Mark...i'll get right on it

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 4/29/2009 1:58:37 PM

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I just know you will!!!!

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