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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/25/2009 7:19:36 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/25/2009 7:22:10 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

She's going to the DAIRY ... where they have COWS

To get FRESH cream.

So she can WHIP UP ... some real WHIPPED CREAM.

What do you do when you want to make Beef Stroganoff?  Go pick out which Bessie will be YOUR Bessie?


Yes, yes you do. 

If you want a whole cow you can pick it out and buy it at the auction and then take it to be killed and processed or if you only want a 1/2 you go to the meat place, and you go back to the cooler with the butchered animals and you pick your animal. 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/25/2009 7:22:57 AM   
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Greeds...#1...you know that new pic brings out the dyke in me....can you send it to me so as i can peruse it privately?


Greedy's got a new pic?

IT'S PROFILE PERVING TIME!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/25/2009 7:23:12 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/25/2009 7:23:28 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Perse.. mail


DearSweetCheeses....i know what i am thankful for this year!!!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/25/2009 7:24:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

*and sure as hell...not only is Aylee going to post that she did her holiday grocery shopping in July and had the cooking done two weeks ago, but then she'll start to babble that her Christmas tree is up, gifts are wrapped, and post-holiday returns are already made!!*



No Holly.  The Thanksgiving decorations are up.  Of course I did not do the cooking two weeks ago, because it needs to be as fresh as possible.  I do have to go to the dairy today so that I can get cream for making whipped cream for the pumpkin pie. 

And yes, the gifts I have so far ARE wrapped.  And the recipts are in indivudual envelopes with names. 


Aylee is the kinksters version of Martha/Oprah...all mixed together.....i love you, but kinda dont at the same time....does that make me petty?

i am still sending my family to your house for Turkey day


Well, I can cook but I am terrible at cleaning.  I would also like to think that I am just a better person than either Martha or Oprah.  Pretty egotistical of me, but there it is. 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/25/2009 7:24:39 AM   
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i had to hem Master's fire retardant pants today before work...and guess what DOESNT work on fire retardant material???....Stitch Witchery.....thats my onliest way i know how to hem....so now what am i gonna do? Learn to sew?


Well, you actually have a couple of options......there is always duct tape....and the there's my father's favorite solution to ripped pants pockets.....a good old fashioned desk stapler!  No, really....he'd staple his pockets shut when he found a hole in them!

OK, wow....I read to the bottom of the page, and it would appear that we are all seamstresses from the same school of instruction!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/25/2009 7:30:01 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Aylee

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ORIGINAL: persephonee

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

*and sure as hell...not only is Aylee going to post that she did her holiday grocery shopping in July and had the cooking done two weeks ago, but then she'll start to babble that her Christmas tree is up, gifts are wrapped, and post-holiday returns are already made!!*



No Holly.  The Thanksgiving decorations are up.  Of course I did not do the cooking two weeks ago, because it needs to be as fresh as possible.  I do have to go to the dairy today so that I can get cream for making whipped cream for the pumpkin pie. 

And yes, the gifts I have so far ARE wrapped.  And the recipts are in indivudual envelopes with names. 


Aylee is the kinksters version of Martha/Oprah...all mixed together.....i love you, but kinda dont at the same time....does that make me petty?

i am still sending my family to your house for Turkey day


Well, I can cook but I am terrible at cleaning.  I would also like to think that I am just a better person than either Martha or Oprah.  Pretty egotistical of me, but there it is. 


No, im sure youre right...ive emailed Oprah for years asking her to just send me 1000 bucks and she keeps ignoring me. And i was going to see if couldnt get a conjugal visit with Martha whilst she was imprisoned near me, but for some reason, my requests kept getting denied....so, i would have to say, they are both kinda stuck up.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/25/2009 7:31:23 AM   
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i had to hem Master's fire retardant pants today before work...and guess what DOESNT work on fire retardant material???....Stitch Witchery.....thats my onliest way i know how to hem....so now what am i gonna do? Learn to sew?


Well, you actually have a couple of options......there is always duct tape....and the there's my father's favorite solution to ripped pants pockets.....a good old fashioned desk stapler!  No, really....he'd staple his pockets shut when he found a hole in them!

OK, wow....I read to the bottom of the page, and it would appear that we are all seamstresses from the same school of instruction!


yes, ive stapled pockets and hemlines...and i never seem to learn not to....even when i put my hand in and come out with a staple in my hand....sniffle.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/25/2009 7:32:56 AM   
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Also, I keep getting email from some twat in Lagos who an hour ago was a dom, but now is a sub who cant wait to be with me..

GAWD.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/25/2009 7:39:54 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/25/2009 7:41:57 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/25/2009 7:42:12 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/25/2009 7:45:04 AM   
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Y'know, Greedy, blocking really isn't that hard.  Every time I reply to some whackjob, I regret it.  So I just block 'em.


yeah, I know.  the twat has been reported as a scammer, but I'm bored, so said twat is the chew toy du jour.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/25/2009 7:59:11 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

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Y'know, Greedy, blocking really isn't that hard.  Every time I reply to some whackjob, I regret it.  So I just block 'em.


yeah, I know.  the twat has been reported as a scammer, but I'm bored, so said twat is the chew toy du jour.



using the terms chew toy and twat are not going to get my headspace corrected today, dear.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/25/2009 8:03:13 AM   
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I got a reply from the person.. telling me that 'she' doesnt lie because she's a Christian
i thought it was just Irish wimmins that never lied?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/25/2009 8:05:16 AM   
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If you want a whole cow you can pick it out and buy it at the auction and then take it to be killed and processed or if you only want a 1/2 you go to the meat place, and you go back to the cooler with the butchered animals and you pick your animal.
Before you buy it, check out the seller...a certificate from the dept of health might be on file with the auction house...

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/25/2009 8:15:19 AM   
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I agree and heading to a sausage sampling event in a few days...can't wait  hehehehe

The mental image this dirty old woman just got...thanks, Bear!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/25/2009 8:18:06 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/25/2009 8:18:49 AM   
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Hmmmm can't hurt *waves leg around AND waggles a fresh jar of peanutbutter*


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