sunshinemiss
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Tis the tequila shots, So I'm in this little bar in Peru with this wonderful Peruvian man (they call him Profe because he's a teacher - pronounced pro FAY) I have been all hot and bothered about him for months (he has ZERO interest in me - I know... hard to believe)... And I mean we have been in a band together, we hang out, I go to his apartment for practice... all kinds of stuff ... I got mad at him once and yelled "TU NO SABES NADA" and threw a bottle of water at him. He brought out the ... um... wild in me, shall we say? Ok, so he tells me that one of the other guys digs me and I say no no no he is dating my friend. "No, chica TU!" *sigh* I don't mess with my any guy my girlfriends mess with so that is NOT a possibility. Anyway, Profe and I are at a bar one night after playing a gig, and it is my last weekend there. The bartender asks us if we want anything. I say no, Profe says "tequilla" "No Profe. Estoy muy amable quendo tengo la tequilla" (I am very friendly when I have tequilla)... Profe looks at me for a second, turns to the bartender and says "Dos tequillas." yeah, I FRICKING FINALLY got a kiss from that man that night. *No, nothing more, but it had been a long dang wait! And worth it!
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Yes, I am a wonton hussy... and still sweet as 3.14
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