sirsholly
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So....The Christmas tree was put up last night and decorated by the pudgy little hands of a three year old. While he created Christmas chaos, good ol mom lugged the rest of the holiday decorations from the basement...leaving it all in the kitchen. The furniture in the living room was rearranged to make room for the monster of a tree...with all excess furniture and toys landing in the kitchen. As boxes were emptied, contents carefully set out so the LoudOne could smash them at a later date, the empty boxed were toted into...you guessed it...the kitchen. Along with the dinner dishes that were overflowing in the sink, and groceries that still needed to be put away, it was a total disaster.
This morning i could barely make a pot of coffee. It involved leaping and stretching when i was in no freakin' mood to leap and/or stretch. Finally though, by vaulting a box of tinsel and planting my foot directly in the face of a blow up Santa, i had the coffee made. If either Jim or the LoudOne DARED to ask for breakfast, i swear i would have clobbered them with the 16 year old fruitcake that no one ever seems to want.
So...i had a few errands that had to be taken care of this morning...leaving Jim home alone with the LoudOne. They went sledding for a bit, then came in when Jim needed oxygen. The LoudOne was content after awhile, sipping hot chocolate and watching Scrooge for the 24th time that morning. Jim decided...you ready for this?......to help clean the kitchen!! 
So..understandably he had no clue what to do with all the various boxes of decorations, as half of it was still going up and the other half could go fuck itself. He decided a safe thing to do is to wash the dishes. There were pots, pans, dishes, glasses, coffee cups and sippys...etc.
So...what does Jim do? He decided to wash the silverware holder from the silverware drawer. Now granted...those suckers seem to breed crumbs, even though the drawer is generally closed, and i can appriciate the URGENT need to get rid of a few breadcrumbs.
He really did an awesome job too...that stupid thing really looked brand new when he put it back in the drawer....empty.
It seems.he filled the sink in order to wash it, and dumped every freaking eating utensil into the soapy dishwater. Once the holder was clean and replaced, it was time for a nap.
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thought you went to bed????
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