Aylee
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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.
1. Follow them around the house everywhere... This is a “new” thing?
2. Moo when they say your name... That would mean acknowledging me.
3. Run into walls... Not walls, just desks and tables and such.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion... Oh hell, we found this religion MONTHS ago. Dancing nekkid for the neighbors is such a fun thing to do. People think that I refuse to buy her clothes and leave them on my doorstep.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine... Gates. Gates are a wonderful thing.
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"... Do glasses count?
7. ******** Huh?
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time... We are working on that little brother/sister thing.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"... Wrong age group.
10. Do what they actually tell you... When cows fly outta my butt.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly... So. . . we are on Vail summit . . .
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people... No, she sees skeleton stuffed animals.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar... Again, this would require acknowledging that I said something.
14. Try to swim in the floor... The dogs’ water dish is more fun.
15. Tap on their door all night... Gates. Gates are great.
16.Pretend to have amnesia... They do NOT pretend.
17.Say everything backwards... I do not understand her crazy moon language anyways.
18.Give yourself a swirly... This would be okay. He hair would be clean.
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"... All lighting fixtures are firmly attached to the ceiling.
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear... Well, duh.
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times... And this is different from normal behavior HOW?
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder... Until she pees her pants.
23.Run in circles... Scream and shout.
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times... Yep. I hate Kipper.
25.Pretend to beat yourself up... We are still working on that surprise that we are to tall to walk under the desk and table and such. No need for any violence yet.
26.Chase/bark at the mail man... This would be okay. It is the garbage men that seem to get everyone’s undies in a knot.
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement... This would require wearing clothing and to stop dancing nekkid for the neighbors.
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way... Try? There is no try.
29.Super glue your finger up your nose... Rotini noodles work just as well. And freeze dried strawberries.
30.Talk to a pen... I tell you, I do not understand that crazy moon language.
31.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe... Crazy moon language.
32.Try and climb the wall... She has. I am sure that she will again.
33.Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets... Belts in carts. A wonderful thing.
34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn... Nose. We must stick it up the nose.
35. Turn the tv on to a station you don't get, watch the static and say you're looking for the pattern... Oh hell. It must be on “Sprout.”
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"... Yes, the light switch is a deep mystery.
37.Eat your hair... No. . . eating would make mom happy. We twirl ours.
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal... Again, eating would make me TOO happy.
39.Eat anything obviously not edible... That eating thing again.
40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house... The dogs have learned to fight back.
41.When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"... Bath time is FUN time.
42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank... No fish. I had some once. I killed them. I do not think that I deserve anymore. In fact I think that I should ground myself.
< Message edited by Aylee -- 1/8/2010 7:24:47 AM >
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