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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/22/2010 10:20:44 PM

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And I killed the thread

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 12:57:59 AM

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Alright, with all the heavy rains in the southwest (Arizona Governor declared the state a disaster area due to floods) and the Haiti earthquake, I am beginning to think mother nature has gotten tired of people on the planet.

I am waiting for all the volcanoes to erupt, a mega thrust earthquake along the north west coast, and another arctic blast like we had around new years day.

If there is a world wide natural disaster I am prepared, I got a couple of rifles, lots of ammo and a whole lot of MRE's stored.... I WILL SURVIVE

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 1:05:30 AM

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Holly... shup

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 1:09:13 AM

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Holly, what, pray tell, are you doing up at this time?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 1:09:54 AM

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awwwww Jeff.......but i lubs you!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 1:19:43 AM

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cmail holly

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 2:11:10 AM

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and i killed the thread

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 2:40:09 AM

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Holly, what, pray tell, are you doing up at this time?

*shoots a dirty look to the LOUDone*

No clue, Jeff

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 2:59:23 AM

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It was Jeff, in the conservatory, with the candlestick.

Damn dude, really? A candlestick? Now that IS kinky!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 4:00:32 AM

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The cell from hell was returned last night. The fact that it is called a Droid should say it all. It is a freakin' alien of a phone and no mere mortal and/or sane human being can figure out how to work the damn thing. The friendly folks at Verizon knew how to work it, which means Verizon employees are not normal. In fact.. i am sure they are all a result of Rozwell, NM...the spacecraft that crashed, burned, and spewed forth pods that Verizon bought, hatched and hired.

Sad, lemmetellya.

So...i stood there in my finest Techno-Dolt form and told them i needed a NORMAL phone. Something that, when it rings, does not require looking like a boob pushing every freakin' button trying to answer and/or shut it the fuck up. When the ringing actually did stop it was not because of anything i did, but because the fool on the other end got sick of waiting for me to answer the unanswerable, leading me to believe i actually had hit the right button and was connected to their silly ass, standing there in public bellowing "Can you hear me now???"

The pod hatchlings stood patiently and listened. They were not being polite, as they want you to think. They were observing. Pod hatchlings want to beam up the best and brightest Earthlings to study. I saw every bloomin one of them cross my name off of their list..

That is fine. I never did like to fly. All i wanted was a phone.

One of the problems with this type of Droid....it did not have a keyboard. No...the hatchlings did not forget to put one on...it was MEANT to be that way. The hatchlings wanted to study us humans as we react to a virtual keypad. They wanted to see and mimic the facial reactions of a normal person who tries to text on a fingertouch pad with keys the size of grains of rice and fingers the size of hot dogs. If you see a pissed off Verizon employee with an expression that can cause little old ladies to load their Depends... it is a safe bet they were the ones that were observing my face as i tried to work hell's cell.

Anyhoo.....they sold me another Droid

(shaddup)

This one does have a keypad, which made me rather happy. The addition of the actual keys cost an additional 100.00 which really pissed off the hubby....or it would, if i remember to mention it to him. I am fairly sure the hatchlings erased my memory, because thus far i have failed to recall that small fact. (I feel fairly sure the hatchlings also programmed me to preform excessive shopping on EBay as well. I am sure hubby will understand my innocence in this matter)

I can now connect to the internet via my phone...or i will. I can also answer calls...shortly. I can write texts that are typo free...and will figure out how to send the damn things soon.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 4:10:13 AM

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Oh hon, noooo. I wish I would have known you were in the market for a phone. The droid really is nice and all, don't get me wrong, but I believe, if I may say so, you'd have been better off with the Nokia E-71. An insanely durable (I've had mine run over once and dropped down stairs and onto concrete numerous times, and narry a scratch... I'm hell on cell phones), very versatile (yes, connects to the internet and will even act as a wi-fi hotspot if need be), extremely easy to use phone, with great sound quality and strong signal.

The only other phone I've liked this much was my nokia 929. It was literally impossible to damage that thing! Just to show that I'm not a total nokia whore, I also enjoyed my motorolla L2 quite a bit. ;)

I do hope this droid works better for you than the last one though. And please, for the love of all that's tasty, don't get a crackberry or iphone. If you ever want to throw money away that badly, let me know, I could use a bit of extra cash.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 5:44:01 AM

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holly, I've had a Treo for about four years now. Very simple to use and very powerful.

The Droid will be a damn good phone in a few years after they get the early issues fixed. Take the advice of a gearhead and never get new technology. You're making yourself a beta tester.

I can't resist.... that was not the Droid you were looking for.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 5:49:23 AM

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i can't figure out how to turn it on....

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 5:52:17 AM

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You hand him a cup of coffee, compliment how he looks in that robe...mention that you think his hair looks fuller and put wrtstling on the TV......

Oh, and blink a lot like you have a bit of sand in your eye.....works like a charm.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 5:53:33 AM

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Hahahaha!!

HM has a droid thingy.

He loves the stuff he can do with it.

(he just doesn't like the phone part of it!)

I'm glad you won't be beamed up any time soon...

And I know, from my secret shopping days that you are correct, the Verizon people aren't normal..not at all...

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 5:56:09 AM

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i can't figure out how to turn it on....

Put it on the vibrate mode.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 6:07:16 AM

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quote:

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quote:

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i can't figure out how to turn it on....

Put it on the vibrate mode.

Takes note of how to turn Steven on now that he has finally declared his lurve for me

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 6:20:38 AM

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You hand him a cup of coffee, compliment how he looks in that robe...mention that you think his hair looks fuller and put wrtstling on the TV......

Oh, and blink a lot like you have a bit of sand in your eye.....works like a charm.

Perse...ya slut...i meant turn the phone on.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 6:22:03 AM

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quote:

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quote:

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i can't figure out how to turn it on....

Put it on the vibrate mode.

Takes note of how to turn Steven on now that he has finally declared his lurve for me

i put Wanders on IGNORE since she put me on IGNORE so i have no wise-ass comment about Stevies undying lurve for her.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 6:23:05 AM

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quote:

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i can't figure out how to turn it on....

Put it on the vibrate mode.

thats what Jim is for

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