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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 6:24:23 AM   
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I'm glad you won't be beamed up any time soon...
they want an intelligent life form. i am safe 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 6:27:53 AM   
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I'm glad you won't be beamed up any time soon...
they want an intelligent life form. i am safe 




"Hello, miss holly.  We have beamed you aboard our vessel because our technology has grown too complicated.  We need to have you learn it and explain to us how to use it."




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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 6:29:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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I'm glad you won't be beamed up any time soon...
they want an intelligent life form. i am safe 




"Hello, miss holly.  We have beamed you aboard our vessel because our technology has grown too complicated.  We need to have you learn it and explain to us how to use it."



bet ya thought that was funny


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 6:44:40 AM   
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You hand him a cup of coffee, compliment how he looks in that robe...mention that you think his hair looks fuller and put wrtstling on the TV......

Oh, and blink a lot like you have a bit of sand in your eye.....works like a charm.
Perse...ya slut...i meant turn the phone on.



Well, thats how i turn on the phone, oven, stereo, and sometimes my computer....so, what can i say....

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 7:02:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hey Holly....I think my parents still have their old bag cell phone....weighs about 20 pounds, so you'll never lose it....comes with it's own carrying case, you just toss it over your shoulder.....I can get it from them and send it to you.....you should be able to operate it ok.....no texting, but I think there's a morse code setup on it.

Ya interested?  huh? huh?  Lemme know, I got ya covered!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 7:05:25 AM   
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Dear Dumb-ass,

The old cell phone, bruised and battered as it is, will still result in the following conversation when given to a three year old to innocently play with...

LoudOne: Da man wants to talk wif you *hands me the phone*

Mommy: *takes phone...playing along* Helloooooooooo?

DaMan: This is 911...do you have an emergency?

Mommy:  *wonders if my sudden laundry issue counts as an emergency*


DaMan...i mean..the 911 operator, who has 4 yr old twins and understood that given the chance, a kid will make Mom poop her pants at every opportunity, explained that every cell is required by law to connect to 911 at all times.

I am getting dumber by the minute. I need to go back to bed and not get up till the kids little ass turns 25.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 7:06:47 AM   
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Hey Holly....I think my parents still have their old bag cell phone....weighs about 20 pounds, so you'll never lose it....comes with it's own carrying case, you just toss it over your shoulder.....I can get it from them and send it to you.....you should be able to operate it ok.....no texting, but I think there's a morse code setup on it.

Ya interested?  huh? huh?  Lemme know, I got ya covered!
*sob*

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 7:21:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		awwww, Holly...cheer up.....just give the phone to the LO, he can probably show you how to work the damn thing........

And trust me, I fielded MANY a call from a child playing with an old cell phone.....it's amazing how many folks aren't aware of the fact that even a cell with no active service will still dial 911.  I love explaining it to them...they are so embarassed!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 7:23:04 AM   
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I love explaining it to them...they are so embarassed!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 8:16:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		So I take it that you took the Droid back. Even from the commercials, I can tell that it is not the phone for me.

Believe me, I have had to field a few calls that Lizard made on the landline...

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 8:17:58 AM   
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I need to go back to bed and not get up till the kids little ass turns 25.


/Sends Jim a frantic message warning him that he is looking at 22 years of unassisted child raising and no more burned meatloaf/


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 8:23:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		Make that 15 years...the break will come when LO goes to college

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 9:00:04 AM   
sirsholly


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
I need to go back to bed and not get up till the kids little ass turns 25.


/Sends Jim a frantic message warning him that he is looking at 22 years of unassisted child raising and no more burned meatloaf/

/glares at Steven/


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 9:40:32 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 11:54:57 AM   
ShaharThorne


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Status: offline 		Hey there, GT!

went to do a couple of errands and it decides to rain! Of course I did not have an umbrella...

*just drying out now*

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 12:03:26 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 12:07:44 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 12:57:43 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 1:06:15 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/23/2010 1:08:36 PM   
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