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Chat - 5/30/2004 10:28:10 AM

akj316

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Any sub needs master im me.

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RE: Chat - 5/30/2004 12:43:18 PM

Estring

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Wow, how could any sub resist this offer?

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RE: Chat - 5/30/2004 1:27:29 PM

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Wow, how could any sub resist this offer?

The curious fact is that there are some who would not be able to.

Whether any log in to collarme or read the message boards is another story.

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RE: Chat - 5/30/2004 1:34:57 PM

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Lol. Maybe that's the answer. Instead of spending time writing a thoughtful profile, just write a simple message like this one. Count me in. Any subs need a master im me too!

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RE: Chat - 5/30/2004 1:37:05 PM

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I need a master

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RE: Chat - 5/30/2004 1:43:37 PM

Estring

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Hey, it worked!

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RE: Chat - 5/30/2004 1:48:24 PM

Sinergy

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Estring,

It only worked IF she IMed you.

I think I will try....

Any subs need a master, IM me regarding what color to paint my house.

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RE: Chat - 5/30/2004 1:52:04 PM

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The color of paint for a home should be a pale yellow. Yellow makes a home look happy and bigger.

Tans are drab looking.

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RE: Chat - 5/30/2004 2:33:18 PM

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Hey, it worked!

Too funny!!!!!!!

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RE: Chat - 5/30/2004 3:09:17 PM

January

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aemtmom,

I'm pretty sure Sinergy wants you to paint his house! He probably already has a color in mind. I think it's green, like his munch nametags.

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RE: Chat - 5/30/2004 3:14:54 PM

January

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aemtmom,

Ahh, but Estring will just require you to smile softly.

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RE: Chat - 5/30/2004 3:23:33 PM

aemtmom

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LOL,
I was checking to see how this site worked before I really posted on here. Didn't know what i was agreeing to except anyone need a master. Which I really dont because I'm happily married just frustrated with my once Dominant hubby that turned completely into a work aholic and then turned vanilla as vanilla can get but you can read more about that on the vanilla side.

Green for a house isnt to bad either but I like yellow with white shutters.

jane

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RE: Chat - 5/30/2004 6:31:14 PM

MistressDREAD

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hahahh damn
Im laughin My
rask off........
ok ok so then
if a Master can
do it cant a Mistress
too? I need a slave
to paint My house
AND tile the floor
ohh ohhh yea and
thennnn straighten
and curl My hair
I so hate that job!

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RE: Chat - 5/31/2004 1:38:59 AM

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To Estring: pick me, pick me! jumping up and down!

~rain~

< Message edited by rain -- 5/31/2004 3:52:34 AM >

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RE: Chat - 5/31/2004 2:53:25 AM

Sinergy

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quote:

aemtmom,

I'm pretty sure Sinergy wants you to paint his house! He probably already has a color in mind. I think it's green, like his munch nametags.

January

Somebody has to paint my house. I have been without a submissive for several years and the color is starting to fade from the California UV.

Good call, the house is white with green trim. Much like my munch nametags.

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RE: Chat - 5/31/2004 2:56:23 AM

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The color of paint for a home should be a pale yellow. Yellow makes a home look happy and bigger.

Tans are drab looking.

I live behind the Orange Curtain now, and there are very specific color schemes allowed. The problem with yellow is that while it makes the house look happy and bigger, it also increases the dosage needed to calm psychotic patients if you paint the walls yellow. If it were up to me I would do a white/black M.C. Escher motif to annoy my neighbors, but suspect the neighborhood watch would lynch me.

I do need to reiterate that the proper protocol for contacting me regarding house painting is via Instant Messaging.

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RE: Chat - 5/31/2004 5:53:27 AM

January

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ORIGINAL: aemtmom

The color of paint for a home should be a pale yellow. Yellow makes a home look happy and bigger.

Tans are drab looking.

You know, Sinergy, I'm wondering if this color advice might apply to Mr. Tiny, too. Does he want to look happy and bigger?

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RE: Chat - 5/31/2004 11:00:52 AM

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quote:

You know, Sinergy, I'm wondering if this color advice might apply to Mr. Tiny, too. Does he want to look happy and bigger?

I tried painting him yellow for a while, but it made my dates have psychotic episodes.

Or maybe that was just me, when I was being wrong.

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RE: Chat - 5/31/2004 10:22:17 PM

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What?

Painting houses ....

.... and NO mention of ....

... washing windows?????

You okay there?

LOL!

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RE: Chat - 6/2/2004 7:51:55 PM

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These two things go together:

The original post:

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Any sub needs master im me.

And my latest ad (which I put in my journal):

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Queen Goddess Emperor Domme sought:

Must have island castle with full sovereign nation status, with working drawbridge spanning shark-infested moat, ample minions, garrison, and full staff, livery, blacksmith shoppe, public square with gallows, guillotine, stocks and pillories, full Victorian wardrobe for all staff, minions, and prisoners, classic car collection with those neato national flags on the front fenders, and of course, a dungeon, with real prisoners for good effect.

All personel must be 24/7 SSC D&D free, of course, and have at least 5 years experience, a sexual resume`, be perfectly built, but not need to excersize, and be hypersexual, either terminally erect (8" minimum) or nymphomaniacial (D cup minimum, 110lbs max weight), and personally know Ann Rice.

Must be "for real".

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