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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/18/2008 3:59:43 PM   
persephonee


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ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

You get brownie points for the marshmellow man thingy.  


See, you just get me....you had me at hello....youre the one i was destined to meet....im so glad i demanded that you marry me.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/18/2008 4:04:33 PM   
persephonee


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Hello?  Police?

We have a "situation" here.  yes, yes, of course it's serious!  Well, it's like this.  Persephone.... what?   No, not the one from ancient myths...what?  no,YES she IS a real person... no I have not been using any... what?  yes I'm sure.... can I please... Well if you'd be quiet, I WOULD tell you.  YES.  So, anyway, she's marrying a whole bunch of people and .... What?  No she is a woman.  No, she's not in Utah.  What?  Well I spose that could be.  But she LOOKS like a woman.  Have you ... huh?  Well there's a corset... you know CORSET.  Scarlett Ohara.  holds your waist in and pushes a woman's breasts... what?   breasts?  *exasperated sigh*  BEWBIAGE... Thank you.  Anyway, she's marrying a whole bunch of people and.... Yes, on February 9th.  No wait, that's when the monkey marries the pirate.  What?  well that's a whole OTHER story.  No it is not interspecies.  What?  No he's not a REAL pirate.  No, that's Johnny Depp!  What?  Hell no I will not!

Never fricking mind!

I hate explaining.



*narrating voiceover voice*
What sunshinemiss doesnt know (and that is quite a lot, story for another time)...ahem...what sunshinemiss doesnt know, is that our fair persephone(e) is at the very moment of this frantic call for help, under the desk sargeant's desk...erm...issuing warrants. Thus rendering him useless to defend the sunny-d and again thwarting her evil plan to displace our sweet persephone(e) and exile her to the land of Nilla...where some have travelled, yet none have returned....

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You be the Captain; i'll be no one.

And You can carry me away....if You want to. ~Kasey Chambers

E*Whore, extraordinaire....

Nothing is exactly as it seems~Nor, is it otherwise.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/18/2008 4:06:52 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


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quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

You get brownie points for the marshmellow man thingy.  


See, you just get me....you had me at hello....youre the one i was destined to meet....im so glad i demanded that you marry me.


Hussy, you say that to everyone.  lol


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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/18/2008 4:12:20 PM   
persephonee


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Status: offline 		Well, today i do...but ordinarily....

mebbe yall will luck out and ill get a darned shift tomorrow.....sigh.

and you really are the one yannow....sniffle.

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And You can carry me away....if You want to. ~Kasey Chambers

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Nothing is exactly as it seems~Nor, is it otherwise.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/18/2008 4:15:07 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


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The next time you think I give a fuck, remember the 3 F's... Unless you are Feeding me, Financing me, or Fucking me, I don't give a fuck!!

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10 Miles of Hot Chocolate Lovin'.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/18/2008 4:37:55 PM   
Aylee


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quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

You get brownie points for the marshmellow man thingy.  


See, you just get me....you had me at hello....youre the one i was destined to meet....im so glad i demanded that you marry me.


I thought that you were marrying me!

I hate it when I start planning my life with my new wife, and then I find out that she is planning on marrying another. 

And I didn't even get a warning email about her!

Did that bewbage picture mean NOTHING!

I thought that we had something beautiful!

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/18/2008 4:44:06 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


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Status: offline 		S'ok Aylee...I was blindsided with the fact that that she isnt twue to me too.

Soo, whats a girl like you doin in the place like this?


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The next time you think I give a fuck, remember the 3 F's... Unless you are Feeding me, Financing me, or Fucking me, I don't give a fuck!!

"Kyttyn: The Other White Meat!" - DRH

10 Miles of Hot Chocolate Lovin'.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/18/2008 4:47:11 PM   
Aylee


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ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

S'ok Aylee...I was blindsided with the fact that that she isnt twue to me too.

Soo, whats a girl like you doin in the place like this?



I can't seem to get an exit visa.

And so a tortuous, round-about refugee trail sprang up. Paris to Marseilles, across the Mediterranean to Oran [in Algeria], then by train or auto or foot across the rim of Africa to Casablanca in French Morocco. Here the fortunate ones through money or influence or luck might obtain exit visas and scurry to Lisbon, and from Lisbon to the New World. But the others wait in Casablanca, and wait...and wait...and wait.

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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/18/2008 4:50:43 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


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Status: offline 		So thats a no on us both ditching Perse and running off together?

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The next time you think I give a fuck, remember the 3 F's... Unless you are Feeding me, Financing me, or Fucking me, I don't give a fuck!!

"Kyttyn: The Other White Meat!" - DRH

10 Miles of Hot Chocolate Lovin'.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/18/2008 5:08:25 PM   
Aylee


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Status: offline 		Since I am not Bogey. . . (That was a Casablanca quote, BTW). . . SURE, we can run off togeather!

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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/18/2008 5:20:00 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


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Status: offline 		Sweet! 

Dearest Perse,   thou hast two-timed the wonderful Aylee, and myself.  We are now taking off together, without you.  I hate to do this to you.  It must be so. 


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Hibbie's Hottie

The next time you think I give a fuck, remember the 3 F's... Unless you are Feeding me, Financing me, or Fucking me, I don't give a fuck!!

"Kyttyn: The Other White Meat!" - DRH

10 Miles of Hot Chocolate Lovin'.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/18/2008 5:22:21 PM   
persephonee


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Status: offline 		Harumph....i clearly stated in our negociations that im POLY....sheesh...im gonna hafta go check in with MR or someone on how to handle this big ole hot mess im in now....stompstompstomp!

Noone leaves princess persephonee.....hear this now and believe it later....NOOOOO OOONNNNEEEEEE

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You be the Captain; i'll be no one.

And You can carry me away....if You want to. ~Kasey Chambers

E*Whore, extraordinaire....

Nothing is exactly as it seems~Nor, is it otherwise.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/18/2008 5:24:11 PM   
persephonee


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

You get brownie points for the marshmellow man thingy.  


See, you just get me....you had me at hello....youre the one i was destined to meet....im so glad i demanded that you marry me.


I thought that you were marrying me!

I hate it when I start planning my life with my new wife, and then I find out that she is planning on marrying another. 

And I didn't even get a warning email about her!

Did that bewbage picture mean NOTHING!

I thought that we had something beautiful!


Aww...comeon sweet thang....you know youre the only one.....baybee.....come sit on Daddys lap.....ack....ok...even i cant do that....have at it goyles.....

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You be the Captain; i'll be no one.

And You can carry me away....if You want to. ~Kasey Chambers

E*Whore, extraordinaire....

Nothing is exactly as it seems~Nor, is it otherwise.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/18/2008 5:24:27 PM   
Daddysredhead


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ORIGINAL: persephonee

See....i was right.

harumph
perse


No, you dumbass, I don't HAVE a fever, and we don't have any phukking snow here.  Where do you think I am, some sphincter of the earth like NY or mmmm... CT?  *sniggles*  And if I did, you wouldn't find me out in the phukking snow.  I hate snow.  Thing 1 was born in a blizzard, Thing 2 in a major ice storm.  Cold weather sucks, and snow makes my hair all crazy.  So...  all you snow-bunny types can just go grab your hair nets, make like the lunch lady, and freeze your asses off.  Hanging out in the cold for fun makes you certifiable in my book.  (And my book is the only one that counts right now...  *bumps Perse outta the way*...  move you heifer...) 


Hey speaking of books, I hear there's a thing called the library that has them.  *snickers*

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/18/2008 5:24:41 PM   
Aylee


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Status: offline 		Is that like, "Nobody puts Baby in the corner."?

snugglefux kyttyn like a mad minx!

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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/18/2008 5:27:25 PM   
Daddysredhead


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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/18/2008 5:31:59 PM   
persephonee


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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

See....i was right.

harumph
perse


No, you dumbass, I don't HAVE a fever, and we don't have any phukking snow here.  Where do you think I am, some sphincter of the earth like NY or mmmm... CT?  *sniggles*  And if I did, you wouldn't find me out in the phukking snow.  I hate snow.  Thing 1 was born in a blizzard, Thing 2 in a major ice storm.  Cold weather sucks, and snow makes my hair all crazy.  So...  all you snow-bunny types can just go grab your hair nets, make like the lunch lady, and freeze your asses off.  Hanging out in the cold for fun makes you certifiable in my book.  (And my book is the only one that counts right now...  *bumps Perse outta the way*...  move you heifer...) 


Hey speaking of books, I hear there's a thing called the library that has them.  *snickers*


omg....if i could only spell the sound that just emitted from my petite lil nose....i about died....lets recap my day here on the lovely CM....i proposed to bear, Aylee and kyttyn....i believe that bear was the only one to either not accept or else i never went back cuz i forgot what thread it was on....
Now, kyttyn and Aylee are pouting because they thought i said Polly instead of poly....clearly their mistake and not mine....and they have gone off together...good....that leaves Bounty for me....(Aylee thinks shes all the hot shit around here...)(wait, that might be sunshinemiss...there are simply way too many hos on CM)
Greedy severely limited my progress on like 8 different fronts by labelling me an ethical slut...which, just plain sucks now....
i am apparently no longer registered at Western Union...and i heard a rumor that its in poor taste to wear ones wedding dress from a failed marriage to someone elses wedding when you are a guest...
Now red, my sweetbully red has forsaken me....and i believe called me a heifer...and we know how this girl feels about barnyard animals and humiliation....dont get excited...she doesnt like it....

FFS....if i dont get a shift tomorrow im spending the whole damn day on fetlife....

snifflesniffle....koff.

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You be the Captain; i'll be no one.

And You can carry me away....if You want to. ~Kasey Chambers

E*Whore, extraordinaire....

Nothing is exactly as it seems~Nor, is it otherwise.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/18/2008 5:34:15 PM   
persephonee


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Status: offline 		i neglected to mention that i may have written several letters to Santa...and in the end...may have sworn at him.....inadvertantly....my Tourrettes flared up....so now im prolly getting NUTTED FOR XMAS....i mean...nuthin.

Where is M when i need him?

BigBird?.....BigBird????

sniffle
perse had a bad day.

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You be the Captain; i'll be no one.

And You can carry me away....if You want to. ~Kasey Chambers

E*Whore, extraordinaire....

Nothing is exactly as it seems~Nor, is it otherwise.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/18/2008 5:35:45 PM   
persephonee


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ORIGINAL: Aylee

Is that like, "Nobody puts Baby in the corner."?

snugglefux kyttyn like a mad minx!


omg...i TAUGHT YOU HOW TO snugglefuck....you hoser.....

,....note the goshdarn 5!!!!!

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You be the Captain; i'll be no one.

And You can carry me away....if You want to. ~Kasey Chambers

E*Whore, extraordinaire....

Nothing is exactly as it seems~Nor, is it otherwise.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/18/2008 5:36:34 PM   
Daddysredhead


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ORIGINAL: persephonee

we know how this girl feels about barnyard animals and humiliation....dont get excited...she doesnt like it....


Perse,

You made my nipples get hard, talking in third person like that.

*snorts*

(must take the Things their teacher prezzies at their dad's place... back shortly)

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