Aylee
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly So...the LO wanted to play outside for a bit before dinner. I went over the rules as i do every bloomin time the kid sets feet out the door...Stay out of the chicken coop!! (I am pretty sure the chickens took a contract out on him, with the rooster). Anyhoo...as usual, the kid thinks he is outside by himself. Also as usual, i was hiding around the corner, keeping an eye on him. I watched as he looked to the house (Coast is clear! I don't see Mommy!!) then hauled fanny to the coop for the sole purpose of tormenting the poor birds. So...he received a lecture as i carried his pissed off tush back to the house and informed him he is in for the night. He threw himself on the sofa, forearm dramatically thrown across his eyes, and bellowed "MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!!!" I had to leave. You MEANIE!!!!!!!!!! Making him FOLLOW THE RULES??? How could you? And. . . consequences. . . this is AWFUL! Hello. . . SRS. . . you will NOT believe this. Holly will not let the LO be eaten by the rooster. That is right. Uh-huh. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT THE WHITE-COAT FOLKS WILL BE AT MY DOOR IN THREE MINUTES?
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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.
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