persephonee
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ORIGINAL: persephonee One more before bed????Pweeeezzzeeee? Okay. This is HIGHLY IRREVERANT! What child is this, on Mary's lap? Who spits and burps and takes a crap Soils his diapers; won't take a nap It must be baby Jesus I chanced upon her one morn Shortly right after He was born "Why, pray, is your flower not torn? "Have a child, not having been laid in?" ("Have a child, remaining a maiden?") Said she, "Forsooth, 'twas a scary night "I'm a virgin who misses the wooing "The Holy Ghost was a Hellish fright "Got knocked up without pleasure of screwing" "All night with the King of Kings "But then treated like a pariah "Next morning, from phone: no rings "Single Mom, with the future Messiah" Quoth I, "Poor dear, said affair, more tears "Oprah-soap-op'ra-ish melodrama "Be patient, please, for two thousand years: "His descendant: Pres-end-ant Obama!" omg..... get it?
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You be the Captain; i'll be no one. And You can carry me away....if You want to. ~Kasey Chambers E*Whore, extraordinaire.... Nothing is exactly as it seems~Nor, is it otherwise.
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