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mnottertail -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/11/2012 8:52:57 AM)

You know the old wive's saying, "The biggest vagina is your brain"...(or words to that effect) 



fluffypet67 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/11/2012 8:58:36 AM)

i admit that i thought i smelled gas when i woke up in the middle of the night with a bad headache.

i admit that i toured the whole house and especially the kitchen to check it out.

i admit that the gas smell was very faint and not strong by the gas stove.

i admit i played on the computer downstairs for an hour and thought i didn't smell gas anymore.

i admit that i took a vicodin for my headache and went back to bed.
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i admit that when i went to cook my lunch the burners on the stove would NOT light.

i admit that the stove is so old that it has pilot lights.

i admit that i opened a window, waited a couple of minutes, and tried again with a match and the burner lit.

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i admit that when Master gets back from His errands i will discuss this with him.








GreedyTop -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/11/2012 9:03:05 AM)

I admit that I am glad that Fluffy will be talking to master, although I think she should be talking to the Fire Dept RIGHT NOW!!



LadyHibiscus -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/11/2012 9:57:59 AM)

I admit thst Fluffy should call the gas company!!

I admit that the image of Ron's brain as a vagina will haunt me all day...[&o]



fluffypet67 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/11/2012 9:58:51 AM)

i admit that Master called to tell me he was delayed in returning home.

i admit that i told Master about the stove.

i admit that he had me lift the top of the range and check the pilot lights - one was lit and the other one was not lit.

i admit that i lit it with a match.

i admit that he told me how to check the oven pilot light and it was lit. Soooo YAY! they are all lit now.

i admit that Master, before he retired, was on the FD and was Chief of the County Training Academy.

i admit that Master's brother is the local Fire Marshal and half owner of this house.

i admit that i hope that my headache goes away.




littlewonder -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/11/2012 10:10:33 AM)

I admit that you should call your Master's brother to check it out if your Master is delayed.
I admit I would be a little scared if I smelled gas.
I admit that I'm glad I have an electric stove but I hate cooking on it. I would rather have a gas stove. They cook food sooo much better. An electric stove just seems uneven or just not able to cook food properly.

I admit I love and adore Master. [:)]
I admit no specific reason for me to post it...just felt like sharing it. [:)]



Phoenixpower -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/11/2012 11:07:42 AM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
I admit that sometimes I detest my life, but I also admit that I am a survivor and will get past the shit that brings me down. Maybe not in the time or manner that I would prefer.. but I will.


I admit I know that feeling...

I admit today I bought a voucher for our mini-criminal to go driving go cart at the end of the 12 day 1:1 support with him...

I admit i will copy it, laminate it and then cut it into a puzzle...that way...he gets each day one piece if he behaved (means if he didn't run off and didn't steal and cars, didn't do any break-ins etc....)

I admit it sounds weird to talk about spoiling him with something rather small like that when he did a lot of shite in the past, but he can be reached with such stuff as he is a tiny kid in a 16 year olds body...

I admit I discovered today that my front wheel actually has a hole in the outer skin[8|] but can't really afford to go back to the garage again[8|][8|][8|]

I admit as I am not a weird driver anyway I will try to leave it until I get home at the end of the month, as then my dad can put my winter wheel on that one already....and in case it goes wrong on that distance it shouldn't be too bad, cause after 2/3rd of that journey I am stopping by at the garage anyway, where I bought the car, as they have to do 3 tiny repairs [:o][:o][:o][:o]

I admit I am glad once that is done...but also glad that I am aware of it and know to drive even more careful until that gets done....as I have no interest in ending up in an accident...

I admit this evening will be spent swapping around between ironing and washing dishes [:'(] yay [:'(]



ashjor911 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/11/2012 11:44:29 AM)

I admit that i am here...
I admit that hugs to all.. the ones who needing them & the ones they dont.... forced hugs..[:)]



GreedyTop -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/11/2012 12:44:39 PM)

*hugs Ash really tight*

I admit that once again I am awake when I had been asleep.

I admit that this time is isn't horrible dreams that woke me.. it was whip-crack thunder.

I admit it is beginning to move away, but damn! I wish it would hurry!!



LadyRedRoseToo -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/11/2012 1:10:48 PM)

i admit that i'm starting to wonder if i damaged something serious after my last fall, my back and left hip are still in alot of pain. the er doc didn't think it was anything more than a jarring incident, jangling up the nerves and stuff but now i'm wondering.

i admit the last fall was pretty nasty, my prosthetic slipped off mid-stride and i landed straight down on my stump but that was over a week ago already. i shouldn't still be hurting.

i admit another visit to the prosthetics guy is in order, this sleeve is not nearly the same quality as the last one, i thought it was just me but this is just too much.

i admit his being booked up after his vacation is testimony to his skill which is good and bad, lol!



GreedyTop -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/11/2012 1:14:19 PM)

LRR.. could it be what is called a soft tissue injury? Impossible to see on an xray, but troublesome, nonetheless! almost 30 yrs later, I am still having trouble with my ankle that had such an injury after a motorcycle accident.

*hugs*



littlewonder -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/11/2012 1:25:39 PM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

LRR.. could it be what is called a soft tissue injury? Impossible to see on an xray, but troublesome, nonetheless! almost 30 yrs later, I am still having trouble with my ankle that had such an injury after a motorcycle accident.

*hugs*

I admit that's what I was thinking as well but it can't hurt to go back and have it rechecked. I still have problems from time to time from when I fell down my flight of stairs about 6 months ago.

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Phoenixpower: I admit as I am not a weird driver anyway I will try to leave it until I get home at the end of the month, as then my dad can put my winter wheel on that one already....and in case it goes wrong on that distance it shouldn't be too bad, cause after 2/3rd of that journey I am stopping by at the garage anyway, where I bought the car, as they have to do 3 tiny repairs



I admit I'm so glad my daughter's boyfriend knows how to fix cars so I don't have to worry so much about her having problems with her car.
I admit he checks her car about every other week so she's safe on the road which I think is oh so sweet of him and makes me feel she's in secure hands.



kitkat105 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/11/2012 2:07:53 PM)

I admit I had a good time at the winery lastnight.

I admit however I learned a very important lesson which is this: I am 2 glasses away from making very poor decisions like finishing off the bottle, all by myself.

I admit that Odeen drove home efficiently (although I think I passed out during the drive) and I promptly puked a bottle of chardonnay + dinner up.

I admit most of what happened after that is a blur, although Odeen did say at 1 stage I was passed out at the kitchen island.

I admit I woke up with an awful hangover.. but am recovering. I've managed to keep down 2 vitamin waters & he's gone to get me bread.



GreedyTop -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/11/2012 2:36:58 PM)

*hugs kit* been there, done that..happy that Odeen is there for you!!



GreedyTop -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/11/2012 2:45:51 PM)

I admit that the storm seems to have passed, and so I am going back to bed. Seeyas later!!



littlewonder -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/11/2012 2:53:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: kitkat105

I admit I had a good time at the winery lastnight.

I admit however I learned a very important lesson which is this: I am 2 glasses away from making very poor decisions like finishing off the bottle, all by myself.

I admit that Odeen drove home efficiently (although I think I passed out during the drive) and I promptly puked a bottle of chardonnay + dinner up.

I admit most of what happened after that is a blur, although Odeen did say at 1 stage I was passed out at the kitchen island.

I admit I woke up with an awful hangover.. but am recovering. I've managed to keep down 2 vitamin waters & he's gone to get me bread.


LOL...sorry not trying to be mean but it's funny when people get hangovers. [X(]

I admit I'm so glad I'm a lightweight these days. One or two glasses and I'm already too drunk to finish anymore.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/11/2012 3:23:11 PM)

I admit that we are very gimpy here. :(

I admit that I've never had a hangover, I fall asleep wayyy too early to get that drunk.

I admit I am reeely ready to bite someone. Something. Someone. Whatever.



kitkat105 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/11/2012 3:37:21 PM)

Hugs for Greedy!

Littlewonder - That is only the second time I have been that drunk. At 27, I think that is a decent effort.

I admit that I am suitably disappointed in myself. Not only did I drink a whole bottle of chardonnay in around 2 hours, but made myself sick, and didn't get to go to yoga today.

I admit that sourdough toast with jam made me feel much better. Sitting is good.. standing is still a bit unsettling.



KMsAngel -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/11/2012 4:08:50 PM)

i admit it, i am sick and sneezing and cranky and i don't know whether it's a cold, hayfever, or a combination of the two. mother nature is a Bitch! i don't care if she's a goddess, she's a bitch [>:]

(though i did see a tawny frogmouth outline on the clothes line last night, kitkat!)



littlewonder -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/11/2012 4:26:30 PM)

I admit I went out to the park across the street from my home to sit under the trees and read a book but the second I stepped foot into the park, it started pouring down rain! [:(]

I admit I didn't go anywhere today and the moment I decide to leave it starts throwing lightning bolts and thunder near me.

I admit at least I didn't have to go far to get home but I was still soaked when I got to the door. ggrr
I admit I may attempt to find a coffee shop soon so I can read my book because I don't feel like sitting indoors all night.

I admit that if my typing is all wonky, it's because I can't find my reading glasses right now and I'm relying on my sense of typing to know if I typed everything correctly. [:-]
I admit I guess I need to go out and buy a new pair since all I can see is fuzz. Blah.



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