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GreedyTop -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/22/2012 8:38:12 PM)

ok, I haven't read the last several pages, so hugs as needed!

I admit that I am very proud of myself. I spent all day working on the house (breaks being those times when my back has felt like I was about to split in half, horizontally).

The kitchen is actually in good shape except for the mountain of boxes and storage tubs. What all those boxes and tubs MEANS, though, is that I have been busting ass in the spare room! I was actually able to take stuff outta MY closet and put it THERE!!!

This also means that there a load of empty boxes now. I have been being completely cold-blooded when deciding the fate of things as they exit the boxes and tubs. I am currently working on filing the second box to go to either goodwill, or a locally operated womens shelter.

I emptied two gigantic duffle bags and have done (I think) 6 loads of laundry (I told my landlord, so he won't freak when he sees the bill..LOL).

My desk is clean, but I cant get to the area around the back of it yet because of the mountain.

I hung pictures and artwork today, too :)

whadaya know... it almost looks like it could be a home :)

I admit that I am STARVING, and haven't got a single thing in the house that sounds even the slightest bit edible.

I admit I should go to bed, get an early start tomorrow, but I think I am going to catch an episode of Walking Dead and drink a beer before I do :)




ashjor911 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/22/2012 8:39:57 PM)

I admit that morning everybody .... coffee is on the table ....
I admit that i have the flu ... please bring your own mugs...




kitkat105 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/22/2012 8:45:44 PM)

I admit that the SF Giants are going to the World Series! YAAAAY! [:D]




yourdarkdesire -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/22/2012 8:49:17 PM)

LOL kit... Isn't it a little early for that yet?




culareD -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/22/2012 8:54:34 PM)

I admit....ASH...I am supposed to going to bed, but I would so have coffee and anything else that required removing some clothing with you right now!

Maybe.




LaTigresse -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/22/2012 9:05:26 PM)

I admit that as much as I am not in the moooooooood...........I have to get to bed or the guys at work will have a miserable day tomorrow.

A LeeAnn without sufficient sleep is not a pleasant LeeAnn.




yourdarkdesire -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/22/2012 9:05:36 PM)

Oh Greedykins! You missed all the fun! [:(] And Chi has locked the rants and raves thread. Your level of snark would have been appreciated earlier today.

Oh well, I am sure another troll will come along.




Lucifyre -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/22/2012 9:57:05 PM)

I admit ty to ydd!

I admit we are doing a 7 night western Carribean cruise on Royal Carribean cruise line.
The kinds of things I want to do are snorkeling, cave crawling and ruins exploring. And of course a day at one of the pretty beaches.
(if anyone has done THAT particular cruise, some advice on what to do would be grand!...feel free to pm)
Sadly all three of those things are available in Cozumel so I get to pick ONE.
One of the things I wanted to do has an *inquire on board* note where the *reserve now* button should be ;( I bet it's sold out.
I'm not too excited about doing anything in Jamaica or Haiti tbh.

Heh, I admit I found a dress at Macy's that would probably be perfect for one of the evening nights, but I didn't buy it because I didn't want to spend the money on it.
I admit that Mr brought it up again today because he liked the way I look in it and I suggested He take adoreable ass to Macy's and buy it for me!His
I admit that went over like a lead balloon because He hates shopping (and I bet He can't remember exactly which one it was anyway)
I admit I am going to have to move some money from our savings to go shopping with so I don't screw up any of my bills...and I hate seeing that balance go down ;(




yourdarkdesire -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/22/2012 10:12:02 PM)

I admit yw Luci.

We went by Holland America. There was one staff per two cruisers, so the service was above and beyond. We had the kids with us, ages 7 & 12 at the time. Every night when we went back to our rrom, there was a new towel animal waiting for us. The last night there were two, one for each kid. The best food was in the main dining room.

I wasn't sure how the debarking would run. We packed the night before, and left all the big stuff outside the door, and it disappeared. During the night they delivered a statement to the room for review, and that was it. It was put straight to our Visa card. We didn't have to pay anything on the spot, no signing. Just walk off the boat. Find the luggage, board a bus, go to the airport, fly home.

I admit I would love to take another cruise, but next time we are going to the Caribbean.

I admit I would love to take the kids on a Disney cruise. Thete is one that is at sea on New Years Eve, and somehow they manage to pull off a fireworks show!

I admit that I have never felt as pampered as I did on that cruise.

I admit that with the provincial government poised to pick up the after insurance cost for an insulin pump for my girl, we will have enough money left over from taxes to take a summer vacation.....probably to Disneyland.




metamorfosis -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/23/2012 12:38:54 AM)

I admit it, I'm so fucking stupid sometimes, I annoy myself.

Pam




RemoteUser -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/23/2012 2:09:08 AM)

I admit that this is a long night. I do not think I will be sleeping. Tomorrow will be early to bed; and perhaps more early nights thereafter. My sleep deficit is growing too big, and my ability to pay it off is lacking.

I admit that I expect a quiet day tomorrow.




pyschosubmission -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/23/2012 2:20:02 AM)

I admit I had my first sexual relationship about seven or eight years ago. It wasn't exactly a healthy relationship, but the cherry on the cake was that the sex did nothing for me. Nothing for a hormonal 15 year old teenage boy, nothing.

However, not wanting to upset my partner at the time, I came up with a whole manner of excuses as to why I did not ejaculate.

"I had a dry orgasm"
"The condom must have absorbed it"

and my personal favourite

"I think it would be ungentlemanly for me to come in front of you"


Yet even those genius lines were beginning to grow old and I had to come up with something new and so...

I admit I faked the male orgasm.

It is not an easy task, and in fact takes some preparation to achieve. The day before I went to a pub that served food and swiped a few of those single serving packets of mayonnaise. My plan being to use them in lieu of seminal fluid.

The next obstacle I had to overcome was where to stash it, being that I'd have to be naked when I'd use it. In the end I opted to tape it behind my leg, which when I had to remove the tape (and consequently the hair with it) I realised was a poor choice. It did on the other hand help with making the "O" face.

The final part of the operation was the hardest. I had to squeeze the packet into the condom without her noticing and accomplish this with only one hand. The other obviously being used to avert her attentions elsewhere. In the end I discovered I had to squeeze bits in "mid-rhythm" so to speak.

But I admit it was successful, my lady friend was fooled.




I then realised that if she was blindfolded and handcuffed I wouldn't have the considerable co-ordination problem, and that ladies and gentlemen is how I got into kink.




GreedyTop -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/23/2012 4:49:24 AM)

LMAO!! I adore you, PS!!!




Toysinbabeland -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/23/2012 4:58:33 AM)

New revelation.....don't try mayo in scotland.




pyschosubmission -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/23/2012 5:28:33 AM)

I apologise if that revelation makes you question your need to add mayo to your next sandwich... [:D]




culareD -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/23/2012 6:04:22 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: kitkat105

I admit that the SF Giants are going to the World Series! YAAAAY! [:D]


Happiness here too!




SinFix -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/23/2012 6:16:54 AM)

I admit hugs to the ones that want and need them
I admit I am unsure if my relationship is going to work and he is now on a not talking to me kick again
I admit that PS's mayo story is funny as hell




RemoteUser -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/23/2012 7:22:23 AM)

I admit that I need coffee soon.

I also admit that I hope to hear from my girl when she isn't busy today. Coffee might keep me awake, but she would put the smile on my face that let me fuddle through the fog of the day.




yourdarkdesire -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/23/2012 7:23:20 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire

LOL kit... Isn't it a little early for that yet?


I admit I owe kit an apology. I misread your comment to read that the Giants were going to take the World Series.

I admit sometimes I read too fast for my own good.




yourdarkdesire -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/23/2012 7:31:23 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SinFix

I admit I am unsure if my relationship is going to work and he is now on a not talking to me kick again



Sin, you don't need someone who is going to play games. He probably imagined some slight on your part and decided to punish you by ignoring you. You deserve better than that.




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