jlf1961
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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance I admit deer are pretty, until they creepily commit mass suicide by launching themselves at vehicles. Unless you're driving a 4x4or a tank, they stand a fair chance of taking the vehicle with them as well... I did a spoof thesis on, "The Effects of Seasonal Affective Disorder on the Kamikaze Deer of Michigan," proposing a study be done using a course of antidepressants and antipsychotics to prevent further mass suicides. My Professor said it was the funniest thing he had ever read. He said no, to making it my actual Thesis. He wasn't convinced, despite my compelling arguments. Uh, you have forgotten the fact that some large deer are only stunned after being hit by small to mid sized vehicles, so then you have the possibility of an incident as depicted in the movie 'Tommy Boy.'
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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