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reynardfox -> On your knees, bitch! (6/3/2010 2:31:15 AM)

I have to ask. You know how it is when an oft repeated anecdote sinks into your head and becomes a stereotype. I also know how many nutters posing as Doms hit on people here. But are there still people out there thick enough to write emails of the "On your knees, Bitch!" variety? I assume that they are mostly from virgins who live with their mum, what's your take? I was hoping these idiots were an internet urban myth.




laurell3 -> RE: On your knees, bitch! (6/3/2010 2:45:08 AM)

Nope, they most definitely are not, thus the sigline. (points below). Not only the emails, but the posters here that not so subtlely hint that submissives should post in some predesigned fashion or make comments about acceptable submissive personalities, which gives me a good laugh. However, assuming all anonymous emailers on a bdsm site have social skills and think with the head on their shoulders at all times would be laughable as well.

The phrase can definitely be hot. However, the circumstances where that is the case are quite limited.




LittleBroken -> RE: On your knees, bitch! (6/3/2010 3:53:13 AM)

I'm with Laurell.

Via PM  it provokes a laugh, a shake of the head, maybe a murmur of "You stupid tosser", block and  a deleted message.




myotherself -> RE: On your knees, bitch! (6/3/2010 4:05:29 AM)

I think I'm a little meaner than LB and Laurell - I read "on your knees bitch" as meaning "I'm a stupid little boy and I need someone to kick my ass. Will you help?"

And being the helpful sort I am...*cough* [:D]




lally2 -> RE: On your knees, bitch! (6/3/2010 4:31:48 AM)

i have been meaning to ask this for ages - what is a tit-sitter.[:D]

as for the 'on youre knees' approach.  you know its been so long since that approach has been applied to me and even when those types were approaching me i dont ever remember one being that crassly ignorant - but the genre of their approach was along those lines for sure -

i always got the impression it was guys with a greater bias toward fantasy and ignorance and a basic lack of finesse - but probably theyre approach works some of the time, or they wouldnt keep on with it.

the trouble is that they probably know that eventually theyll come across a newbie who is so hot for it on any level that such a command will bring them to their trembling knees.  for as long as there is a market and supply and demand is reasonably equitable theyll always haunt the corridors of places like this.

theyre not myth at all sadly - whats even sadder is that some newbies get swept up by them - but its all part of the learning curve and i would imagine those subs who remain determined will manage to crawl through the frog swamp and reach terra firma eventually. [:D]




Focus50 -> RE: On your knees, bitch! (6/3/2010 4:32:32 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: reynardfox

I have to ask. You know how it is when an oft repeated anecdote sinks into your head and becomes a stereotype. I also know how many nutters posing as Doms hit on people here. But are there still people out there thick enough to write emails of the "On your knees, Bitch!" variety? I assume that they are mostly from virgins who live with their mum, what's your take? I was hoping these idiots were an internet urban myth.

Most fellas know there's a certain truth in "treat 'em mean to keep 'em keen" when dealing with the opposite sex. Seems natural it'd gravitate to BDSM. And I dunno about these dom "virgins who live with their mum" being the typical stereotype who practise being presumptuous, rude and obnoxious with it. Seems to be more about who they mostly target - ie, the "new meat"....

And I'm sure it's still popular. I got a first contact email not so long ago from a fem/sub whose opening line was "You seem sane".... lol

Focus.




GreedyTop -> RE: On your knees, bitch! (6/3/2010 5:16:56 AM)

~FR~

Got an email yesterday from some guy who said "does this girl like to suck cock"...

after I finished laughing my ass off, I responded:

"What girl? and how the hell would *I* know"???

oddly, I never got an answer.. *snort*

The "on yer knees bich(sic)*  emails have, IME, been fewer and fewer....  thank the gods...




GraciousLady -> RE: On your knees, bitch! (6/3/2010 5:29:07 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: reynardfox

I have to ask. You know how it is when an oft repeated anecdote sinks into your head and becomes a stereotype. I also know how many nutters posing as Doms hit on people here. But are there still people out there thick enough to write emails of the "On your knees, Bitch!" variety? I assume that they are mostly from virgins who live with their mum, what's your take? I was hoping these idiots were an internet urban myth.


I have gotten messages from "Doms" who give me various instructions in the same vein as your post title. None had read my profile or seemed detered by the fact I was a dominant. Most of the messages I get are from "submissives" who want me to let them move in, want me to do them all the things they see on internet web sites or, the most popular this week, want me to watch them masterbate or do CBT to themselves on cam. So no, for me this mind set is a reality, not an urban legend. Sadly.




UniqueRaven -> RE: On your knees, bitch! (6/3/2010 5:57:58 AM)

i rarely get the "on your knees bitch" sorts of emails - i think it's the way my profile's written (or was written, i'm not starting any new conversations right now).

But i do get lots of the "i wanna be ur master" sorts of emails - or creepy stalker types who fall in love with me instantly - i think in some ways they're worse.  [8|]




myotherself -> RE: On your knees, bitch! (6/3/2010 6:06:30 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: lally2

i have been meaning to ask this for ages - what is a tit-sitter.[:D]




[hijack]

it follows on from a previous thread in which certain female members of cm expressed a desire to snuggle a fluffy little bunny to their lovely squishy bosoms [:D]

[/hijack]




GreedyTop -> RE: On your knees, bitch! (6/3/2010 6:14:22 AM)

[hijack]I wish my bosoms were properly fluffly enough to accomodate a boingboingboingbunny!!
[/hijack]




DarkSteven -> RE: On your knees, bitch! (6/3/2010 6:35:32 AM)

/Fluffs Greedy's bosoms/

Anything to help.  [:)]




GreedyTop -> RE: On your knees, bitch! (6/3/2010 6:36:32 AM)

slut ;)




sirsholly -> RE: On your knees, bitch! (6/3/2010 7:00:35 AM)

every time i get a c-mail like that i write back trying to come off as a horny doormat with sore knees and encourage him to send a detailed response, answering my long list of (cut and paste) questions.

When he answers i delete it unread and send one last cmail to inform him he is dumber than hell.




porcelaine -> RE: On your knees, bitch! (6/3/2010 7:13:02 AM)

reynardfox,

quote:

I assume that they are mostly from virgins who live with their mum, what's your take? I was hoping these idiots were an internet urban myth.


Messages of that nature were a rarity for me. Even the supposedly strange appeared capable of stringing together a couple of sentences to say I know I'm not your type but I like this or that and so on. There were a few copy and paste ultimate slavery offers but for the most part my inbox was relatively sane. I'm uncertain if that's the result of presentation, tone, or the fact they hadn't reached my name as of yet. I suspect all three would apply.

~porcelaine




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: On your knees, bitch! (6/3/2010 7:20:39 AM)

My response was always, "You first." It never ceased to amaze me how many responses I received back along the lines of "yes Mistress." [8|]

I think that approach is happily close to extinction, but like Laurel stated - the mindset still betrays itself every now and then in certain posts and emails.





kuppykake -> RE: On your knees, bitch! (6/3/2010 7:36:04 AM)

I get those types of messages occasionally.  I usually ignore them, or if I happen to be bored I'll mess with their minds a bit then I'll ignore them haha.  I'd much rather have an intelligent conversation with someone here.




DarlingSavage -> RE: On your knees, bitch! (6/3/2010 7:46:32 AM)

quote:

I'd much rather have an intelligent conversation with someone here.


Talk about unrealistic fantasies!  Grow up already, would ya?




GreedyTop -> RE: On your knees, bitch! (6/3/2010 7:50:28 AM)

~FR~

Kuppy.. have I mentioned that your avatar pic RAWKS??




mistoferin -> RE: On your knees, bitch! (6/3/2010 8:29:33 AM)

This is an actual email I got on another site some time ago. I saved it because, well...it's just one of my favorites! You can see why.....

quote:

girl,

your profile came up today and I find you interesting. I am placing you under MY consideration at this time. you will immediately cease contact with all other Dominates. you will alter your profile to reflect MY consideration of you. Within one hour of receiving this message you are to send me your phone number and passwords. Make sure your webcam is on, if you don’t have one get one immediately. you will always address ME as SIR. Should you fail to do so punishment will be swift and harsh. Here is a list of rules that I am implementing immediately. your compliance is mandatory.

you will return MY emails and phone calls within 5 minutes
you will always be nude when you contact ME
your webcam will always be on
you will always kneel on the floor when you speak to ME, legs spread one foot, eyes to the floor
you will not use any furniture or sleep in your bed
you will open a savings account and deposit $50 dollars per week for transportation costs should I find you acceptable
your dildos (if you don’t have any get them) will always be ready for use and you will always keep one in the freezer
other items that must be readily available are, wooden spoon, clothespins, hairbrush, paddle, permanent marker

I am a kind MASTER as long as you follow the rules. DO NOT try MY patience. I have no tolerance for fakes or brats. you have things to do now so go do them.

your MASTER (name withheld to protect the idiot)

(oh and, his profile was blank with no picture)




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