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lally2 -> RE: Female pee hole play (7/17/2010 1:10:23 PM)

UTI story:  my only one.  but i was feeling tired but otherwise fine and then next minute i was collapsed in total agony.  rushed to hospital, they put all sorts of gadgets on me trying to work out what was wrong.  temp went through the roof - i thought i was dying!! - a phucking UTI !!! -

never never again, thank you!




mnottertail -> RE: Female pee hole play (7/17/2010 1:24:04 PM)

Well, not to worry girls, blow me and I'll give your pee-hole alotta space whenever you want. 




DarlingSavage -> RE: Female pee hole play (7/17/2010 2:35:07 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Well, not to worry girls, blow me and I'll give your pee-hole alotta space whenever you want. 


Why does this just sound all wrong? 

I've had UTIs before, I just drank a lot of water and cranberry juice and they cleared right up.  They usually occurred b/c I wasn't getting enough water in my diet, like I drank too much soda or something.  I used to get them a lot when I was a kid.  I also had a lot of surgery on the PT band, but I don't know why.  I learned to do kegels when I was about 5 or so, because of the surgery.  I've had the tightest little cunt every since!




Aynne88 -> RE: Female pee hole play (7/17/2010 2:42:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Extreme? No.
Stupid? Yes.

Women have very short urethras, that's the passage from the bladder to the peehole. Even catheter insertions in a hospital with every possible precaution against infection taken can still result in infection. Not only of the bladder but also of the kidneys.

Op. can't you find something normal to wank about? Since this is obviously wank fodder as the first time you tried it would have resulted in medical play, with real doctors, and you paying the bills.



Didn't read all the replies, but hell no, NO, and NO NO NO. I agree with Celeste. You are just waiting to make a huge infection happen.




xssve -> RE: Female pee hole play (7/17/2010 6:50:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Well, not to worry girls, blow me and I'll give your pee-hole alotta space whenever you want. 


Why does this just sound all wrong? 

I've had UTIs before, I just drank a lot of water and cranberry juice and they cleared right up.  They usually occurred b/c I wasn't getting enough water in my diet, like I drank too much soda or something.  I used to get them a lot when I was a kid.  I also had a lot of surgery on the PT band, but I don't know why.  I learned to do kegels when I was about 5 or so, because of the surgery.  I've had the tightest little cunt every since!

PT band?




xssve -> RE: Female pee hole play (7/17/2010 6:52:35 PM)

Cranberry juice always worked for me.




Drifa -> RE: Female pee hole play (7/17/2010 7:05:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: xssve
Cranberry juice always worked for me.


There's a lot of women who have more than average UTI problems. If I do not get up right after sex and go pee (which washes any stray bacteria DOWN the tube, hopefully) I can count on getting a UTI after vigorous penetration.

Some women actually have to take Macrodantin capsules to prevent postcoital UTI (http://jac.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/reprint/42/3/363.pdf).

Cranberry juice and uva-ursi work because they acidify the urine and that tends to keep bacterial growth down. Nowadays you can also get pyridium OTC as "AZO" tablets, then you too can pee pumpkin-orange for days.

But seriously, the OP is interested in some kind of medical play, and needs to look for that particular fetish in a more specialized community. The practice has significant risks.




xssve -> RE: Female pee hole play (7/17/2010 7:08:31 PM)

One would think.




jujubeeMB -> RE: Female pee hole play (7/17/2010 7:51:12 PM)

Why is this thread still alive? I've had my legs crossed all day!




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Female pee hole play (7/17/2010 8:53:32 PM)

[sm=diethreaddie.gif][sm=dontfeedtrolls.gif]

'Nuff said.




reynardfox -> RE: Female pee hole play (7/18/2010 12:09:18 AM)

Some of the girls I know have to self catheterise in order to empty their bladders properly, and this causes them enough bother, what with scratches and all, the whole area is a bacterial minefield, with that many bugs and toxins swimming around, I'm inclined to pass.
You would also surely need to have an outrageously small cock to get in there.
Microfucking?




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Female pee hole play (7/18/2010 12:44:12 AM)

Ya'd need tweezers, a far reaching telescope and some ingenuity. [:D]




DarlingSavage -> RE: Female pee hole play (7/18/2010 2:11:38 AM)

The PT band is what you tighten up when you do kegels. I learned this when I was about 5 yrs old when I had to have all those surgeries.




sirsholly -> RE: Female pee hole play (7/18/2010 4:25:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Ya'd need tweezers, a far reaching telescope and some ingenuity. [:D]
i think the OP has one out of three [&:]




xssve -> RE: Female pee hole play (7/18/2010 7:30:12 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage

The PT band is what you tighten up when you do kegels. I learned this when I was about 5 yrs old when I had to have all those surgeries.
Right, pubococcygeus muscles.

Since 5, wow, precocious!




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Female pee hole play (7/18/2010 7:51:36 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Ya'd need tweezers, a far reaching telescope and some ingenuity. [:D]
i think the OP has one out of three [&:]




O Good Lawd, please let it be the tweezers, he can use them on himself and insert them in HIS pee hole. Then he can report back on the pain it caused him and that it now burns when he has to go pee. [sm=anger.gif]




Drifa -> RE: Female pee hole play (7/18/2010 9:35:21 AM)

Actually, cut the OP some slack. If he'd asked about people interested in single tails, or knife play, or ball crushing, or other equally risky types of kinks, he'd have gotten serious answers.

He has a specific fetish. This board is too general for his specific fetish. I personally have bladder pain just thinking about it. But that doesn't mean his question was wrong.




KevinSWM -> RE: Female pee hole play (7/19/2010 1:50:40 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Drifa
But seriously, the OP is interested in some kind of medical play, and needs to look for that particular fetish in a more specialized community. The practice has significant risks.


I suggest smartstim.com. It's more targeted at e-stim but urethral play is a common thing amongst that community.




WyldHrt -> RE: Female pee hole play (7/19/2010 2:03:04 AM)

Personally, I would not do this type of play; esp with someone who doesn't even know the proper medical term for 'pee hole'. It's edgeplay, and requires quite a bit of specific knowledge to be done safely.
JMHO




xssve -> RE: Female pee hole play (7/19/2010 12:47:05 PM)

Maybe he meant a hole you pee into, not out of.




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